TWENTY FOUR HOURS FROM ULCER . . . . JUST HAD THE QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY LONG WEEKEND HERE IN THE LAND OF THE QUEENS . . . . MOST OF IT SPENT FIRMLY ATTACHED TO THE PURPLE PENIS ON MY BEHALF . . . . NOW FOR ANOTHER NON WORKING WEEK FOR WHITELINEPSYCHO

THE SLASH CUTS ARRIVED TODAY, STOKED . . . . MUCH BETTER CHROME THAN EXPECTED

ONCE MORE AT THE TUMBULGUM PUB . . . . MEAT PIE, COOL TREAT AND A FAG

THERE WAS THE THREAT OF RAIN SO . . . . NEARLY EVERYONE STAYED SAFELY AT HOME

TANK ON THE SPORTY IN THE ABOVE PHOTO . . . . OLDER BIRD WHO'D JUST HAD IT DONE

AND THIS WAS PRETTY MUCH HOW IT LOOKED TO THE NAKED EYE . . . . LOVED IT

THE IDES OF MARCH - "VEHICLE" . . . . HAVEN'T POSTED A TUNE FOR FUCKING EONS, SO I'LL MAKE IT A KLASSIC KILLER . . . . ANOTHER CASE OF THINKING A VOCALIST WAS A BLACK GUY UNTIL I WAS ALMOST TWENTY . . . . SOME WHITE DUDES HAVE 'THE SHIT' GOOD AND PROPER

THE LAST FOUR DAYS HAVE BEEN PRETTY BLOODY WONDERFUL HERE IN THE GODZONE . . . . LOTS OF RIDE TIME ON THE REBORN PURPLE PENIS . . . . BRILLIANT FRIDAY NIGHT WITH THE MIKEEYRAT CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY . . . . SELF FUNDED UNEMPLOYMENT, WINNER !!!

 ANOTHER ORDINARY PERFORMANCE FROM MOTHER NATURE . . . . PFFFT

 CROTCH SHOT OF THE SHAFT OF LOVE . . . . 1.75" SLASH CUTS COMING SOON

 OUT AND ABOUT AFTER DARK ON THURSDAY . . . . LITTLE BOXES IN PARADISE

 FINNERS ARE WINNERS . . . . BEHIND HERE SPINS THE BRILLIANCE OF BARNETT 

 THE REFINISHED GOODSON AIR CLEANER . . . . SHITHOT SHOT PEENED SHEEN

 SHED TIME AT THE HOUSE ON THE HILL . . . . HOME OF THE FORD FARM

 DOWNSHIFTING, PURSUED BY A LARGE DOG WITH A BIG STICK

THIS GUY TURNED 49 YESTERDAY, BRO LOVE . . . . THIRTY THREE YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP

REPLACED THE STOCK PIECE OF SHIT CLUTCH WITH A BARNETT CARBON FIBRE KIT . . . . JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AS THE COCKAMAMIE RIVETED STEELS SHOW . . . . YOU CAN'T MANIPULATE A SPORTY CLUTCH WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF . . . . FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER FUCKING BIKE

AND THEN THERE WAS TODAY . . . . POLISHED THE TANK ON THE PURPLE PENIS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS . . . . ARVO RIDE THEN ENSUED, SHIT FELL OFF AND GOT FIXED ON THE ROAD . . . . USED THE FULL-FACE FOR A CHANGE ON THURSDAY TOO . . . . FUCK THE RAIN.

ALL THIS DOING FUCK ALL IS QUITE TIRESOME, ENJOYABLE, BUT TIRESOME . . . . A FEW MORE HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE MIDWEEK PERIOD . . . . HOT DOGS, HOT RODS AND WARHOLIAN HOGS

A BLOKE COULD GET WELL USED TO THIS NOT WORKING THING . . . . NOW, WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN . . . . OH FUCK IT, NO PREAMBLE NECESSARY, WE'RE FRIENDS, LET'S JUST ROLL THE PICS.

ANOTHER WEEK SLIPS BY LIKE SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE . . . . OUT AND ABOUT IN THE GODZONE ON THE PURPLE PENIS, LOTS OF RIDING . . . . TEZ MAKES ANOTHER KILLER AXE . . . . HELMETS, HEMLINES AND SO MUCH MORE . . . . I'M FULLY LOVING THIS UNEMPLOYMENT CAPER !!!

SWIRLING DERVISH . . . . ACCIDENTALLY OCCIDENTAL

 THE BIG BAR AND SHIELD IN THE SKY . . . . I'M ALL LOST IN A SUPERMARKET

 UNDER A BRIDGE AT SUNDOWN . . . . NOT A BOBBER BABY

 FRIDAY EVENING AT THE TABLE OF LOVE . . . . FEELING IRIE AND BLEARY

 TEZ AIN'T NO LUTHIER . . . . BUT GOD DAMN, HE MAKES AN AWESOME GUITAR

 GIMME HEADSTOCK BABY . . . . SUPER FINE METALFLAKE LES PAUL TWEEKER

 SUNSET SPECIAL AT CURRUMBIN . . . . THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS GORGEOUS

 FULLY FACED . . . . BIG NOSE, BIG HEAD ON A PURPLE PENIS

 TYRE SELECTION FOR PROJECT SHOVELLER . . . . EVEN LESS GRIP THAN AVON

 FLINSTONE VINTAGE RACING . . . . DO IT PROPERLY, SACRIFICE ALL PRETENSIONS OF GRIP