Monday 13 February 2012

DENVER DAN, THE SPEED MERCHANT'S CHIEF JOCKEY AND PROMO DYNAMO, IS DOWN BUT NOT OUT ONCE MORE . . . . A CHICK, A CAR, A 'U' TURN, A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE . . . A GREAT GUY, A COOL BIKE AND A GOOD NIGHT FUCKED IN ONE FELL SWOOP !!! CAR DRIVERS OF THE WORLD . . . OPEN YOUR BLOODY EYES !!!!

I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM DENVER DANNY, YET AGAIN THE POOR BUGGER HAS BEEN THE INNOCENT VICTIM OF A RIDING GET OFF . . . TRAVELLING ALONG SUNSET AFTER THE UNVEILING OF ONE OF HIS GOOD MATE'S, [ONE JEFF DECKER] NEW BELT BUCKLE, IT SEEMS A YOUNG CHICK'S MIND JUST WALKED AWAY AND SHE CROSSED A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, PULLED A SWIFT U-TURN . . . ALL IN ORDER TO MAKE IT INTO THE MINI MART OPPOSITE, AS YOU DO, A GIRL'S GOTTA EAT . . . . ALL DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF MR BEGAKIS AND THE ONCOMING SPEED MERCHANT BLACK BOMBER !!!!!

According to Dan, some first class aerial manuevres, involving cartwheels into a heavy back slam, were undertaken with flare and elan by said rider as said car tried its best to devour said motorcycle . . . Dan's stunning aerial gymnastics display resulted in a trip to the hospital where after numerous doses of x-radiation it was determined he was, a) one tough bastard, and, b) free of any broken bones . . . however he was swollen like a very sore barage balloon . . . Dan did suggest he was hopeful of being back on his feet within the week . . . another bloke they couldn't root, shoot or electrocute !!!

Furthermore, the author can report that fortuitously, one Chopper Dave was following Dan and was able to play chase car and load the Speed Mobile, which was now showing some signs of wear, into his rig and safely remove said trumpy from the scene before tow truck drivers ensured that it would never be able to be ridden again . . . .

I had wanted to include the photo Dan sent showing his Pommy pride and joy lying folornly mid road, but my negligible computer skills prevented this from becoming a reality, so instead I've included a shot from The Speed Merchant blog of the man in peak condition standing hansomely and proudly in front of his wee collection of go fast goodies, with the one time wrecked "Chainsaw" in full view . . . . it came back better than ever after their close call some years ago and I'm certain that the Black Bomber will make its return in the same way not too far down the track . . .

FOR ALL THOSE WISHING TO DROP DENVER DAN A GET WELL WISH, HIT HIM UP AT THE SPEED MERCHANT BLOG . . . AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON SWIVEL MODE, ESPECIALLY NEAR MINI MARTS AND TAKE OUTS . . . . GET WELL MR BEGAKIS !!!!

***** CLICK ON POST TITLE TO CHECK OUT A MORE MOBILE VERSION OF DAN AND THE 'SPEED MOBILE'

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