Monday 9 January 2012

A LOVELY LITTLE LIMERICK

'THE YOUNG MAN FROM BENGAL'

There was a young man from Bengal,
who had a mathematical ball,
the square of his date,
plus his prick times eight,
was three fifths of five eighths of fuck all.

It's the only mathematical formula I've ever been able to remember, sadly, I'm still waiting for a chance to put it into a practical application . . . . good things to those who wait . . . apparently.

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