Sunday 12 February 2012

ROSCOE GETTING DOWN ON BARRY'S BEAST . . . BABY, WE'RE STEPPIN OUT TONIGHT !! BAZ'S BIKE IS A BRUTAL, BIG BANGER . . . IT'S A SLEEPER, DON'T MESS WITH IT . . . . . !!! - Photo, Rod Cole, 'Orlando Images', flckr - Photo Sharing!

ROSCOE HAS CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME, IT IS SO BADLY ADVANCED THAT WHEN HIS RIGHT HAND IS PLACED ON THE THROTTLE, THE AUTO RESPONSE MECHANISM IN THE BRAIN INSTANTLY TRIGGERS AN OVERLOAD OF NEURONS TO FLOOD THE CEREBRAL CORTEX CAUSING THE WRIST TO CRANK VIOLENTLY DOWNWARDS AND THE FINGERS TO LOCK IN POSITION, IN EXTREME SITUATIONS, THE HAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED FROM THE 'BAR BY ADMINISTERING STRAIGHT AVIATION FUEL VIA AN I.V DRIP DIRECTLY INTO THE PARIETAL LOBE  . . .

The bike belongs to Baz, he's a lovely chap, unassuming, talented, hard working, responsible, caring and at peace with the world . . . . sadly, all of that counts for shit once he sits his his arse in the saddle of his deceptively understated hybrid Hoggly . . . the 'nicely efficient' S+S big cuber results in volcanic like volumes of smoke being generated from the rear end as 750,000 H.P, or there abouts . . . , is transferred gently to the tarmac, he also suffers from the same ailment as Ross, on occasion, the open 3" primary snaps, resulting in some degree of discomfort for poor old Baz . . . but that's how he rolls . . .

**** Just click on the below link or on post title to see test pilot/mechanic/sex symbol, Roscoe, giving the baby a fair crack prior to handing it over to the camera shy/ recluse, Barry . . photo taken by the lovely Rod Cole . . . toodle pip !!!
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