Monday 9 April 2012

"ELECTRA GLIDE IN BLUE" . . . . THE STORY OF 'BIG JOHN' WINTERGREEN . . . . A FIVE FOOT FOUR INCH MOTORCYCLE COP IN A SIX FOOT TWO INCH WORLD . . . . POSSIBLY THE HIGH POINT OF THE 'AMF YEARS' . . . . IF YOU COULD STRETCH IT THAT FAR !!!!

ROBERT BLAKE, HALF OF THE BAND 'CHICAGO', A SCRIPT FROM A CORN FLAKES BOX AND THE SHITTIEST ACTING SINCE THE LAST REALLY SHITTY ACTING FLICK . . . . . .

WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE . . . . ?????



I had a complete win today whilst out on the skirtster, against none other than John Q Law . . . . . I had done the old lane split from the turn left lane, [totally illegal and I knowed it Orificer], and moments later the blue and red Xmas tree appears behind me in the form of a very pissed off pair of Cuntstables, in a paddy wagon nonetheless . . . . how embarassing !!!

I pulled over, doffed my lid, exchanged not so pleasantries, explained why the tank was no longer orange in accordance with their computer readout and the meaning of FTWCO, admitted the error of my ways while they wrote down the vin number, I lit up a fag while the Orificers of the law went off to confer in regards to my flagrant flaunting of the rules of the road . . . . half a cigarette later . . . . "right, consider this an official caution, notify Main Roads of the colour change and have a good day" . . . .

WHAT THE FUCK ??? HAVE A GOOD DAY ??? NOT EVEN A HASSLE ABOUT DB LEVELS ??? A QUERY OVER NO BELT GUARD, OUTPUT COVER OR LACK OF FRONT FENDER ??? NO THREE POINTS AND $330 LARGE ??? LIKE I SAID . . . . WTF ????

Sometimes . . . . I guess you just get struck up the arse by a rainbow, today was a good day . . . .

1 comment:

  1. i've had my own fair share of run in's with the old bill myself whitey, mostly bad, [won't tell you about the time i got pulled for 33 in a 30 and got point's and a fine racing a scooter to work on my honda steppy, i was that disgusted when i got home i took my numberplate off my gs 1000 and blasted up and down the a52 baiting the chasing plod in their mk2 ford escort, aahh, pre helicopter and radar gun day's....] to be honest though, their not all bad, once got pulled delivering a honda 750/4 i'd sold, no tax on it, but, the o.b. was sound, just wanted a look at the bike, the best ever though was coming back from a national chopper club run early door's sunday morning, me on my rigid sporty, loud-as-fuck sporty chop and barse on his twenty-inch aped, open primary, rigid death-from-above shovel, we pulled up at a set of light's, barse still that pissed that he hadn't mastered the power of coherent communication and me with a head like a hole, the two o.b. pulled up alongside, shook their heads and left us alone, who the fuck want's to fill in that amount of paperwork on a sunday morning?,today was a good day indeed brotherman, great tune, lovey.

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