FROM THE OLD AND INSIGHTFULLY ACERBIC FILES . . . . IS THIS YOUR SCENE . . . . COULD THIS BE YOUR SCENE . . . . SHOULD THIS BE YOUR SCENE . . . . DON'T YOU FIND IT INCREDIBLY FUCKING BORING HAVING SUCH A MYOPIC VIEW OF THE SAME SCENE . . . . I LIKE BIKES, THAT'S MY SCENE.

SOME MORE 'SCENES' TO PONDER . . . . THE 'INCOMMUNICADO SCENE', THE 'MY SHIT DON'T STINK SCENE', THE 'I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU SCENE', THE 'CHOPPER CLUB EXCLUSIVE SCENE', THE 'NEVER SELL OUT UNLESS IT'S TEE SHIRTS SCENE', THE 'TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL SCENE', THE 'I'VE SEEN YOUR SCENE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SCENE' . . . . THE 'COME ON INVENT YOUR OWN SCENE SCENE' . . . . AND LASTLY, THE 'FUCK, I'M JUST ALL SCENED OUT SCENE' . . . .



YOU SEE, I'M FROM THE 'EVEN THOUGH I LOVE CHOPS ETC, I DIG MOTORCYCLES AND PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING HONESTLY INTO THE THINGS SCENE' . . . . I'M ALSO QUITE PARTIAL TO THE GOOD OLD 'SEE THE JOY IN MOST OTHER PEOPLE'S SCENE SCENE' . . . . KNOW WOT I MEAN ? I'D HATE TO CAUSE A SCENE . . . HA !!!

AND NOW, AFTER A 'NICE, LONG DAY ON THE BIKE SCENE' I'M FULLY UP FOR SOME SERIOUS ZEDS SCENE . . . . SWEET SCENES EVERYBODY

QUOTE OF THE DAY, "BE SEEN, BUY A SCENE" JOHN CONFUCIUS, SCENE STEALER.