INSIDE THE CAVE OF THE GREYBEARD OF BROOMFIELD . . . . DEEP INSIDE THIS TOP SECRET LOCATION COMES THESE ALMOST NEVER BEFORE SEEN PICTURES OF THE MECHANICAL MYSTIC AT WORK . . . . CONJURING FLAME FROM ANCIENT WEAPONRY, SURROUNDED BY STRANGE, TWO WHEELED MACHINES . . . . PONDERING THE VERY FUTURE OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT . . . . ALL WHILE GETTING DOWN TO MACHINE GUN FELLATIO AND THEIR SWEET LITTLE DITTY, "MUTHA FUCKA ON A MOTORCYCLE".

This classified visual document, filmed covertly by arch underground uber operative and international man of mystery, code name "BigStinkyTights",  has now been released to the public in a secret deal between the U.S and Australian governments . . . . so now for almost the first, nearly exclusive time, the team at WhitelinePsycho makes available to you this thought provoking piece of photojournalistic significance based on one man's mission of madness . . . . coincidentally, from very nearby the onetime earthly home of Mork from Ork, as he measures, cogitates, meditates and contemplates the possible outcome for his next weapon of mass destruction . . . .



On a more serious note, the chief Shamrocker himself is featured in various studious poses in this series of stills composed by BigStinkyTights, a cool insight into Irish Rich's den of mechanial mayhem and its legendary output of fine quality sickles . . . . the yellow/brown transparent screen is actually a deadly force field, left behind by Mork, prior to his cocaine fuelled return to Planet Ork, this alone has been able to keep lurkers and undesirable G Men types at bay for thirty years . . . .   but it wasn't enough to repel the likes of BigStinkyTights, great result mate, see you when you're released . . . . hopefully.