'ELLO 'ELLO, WOT'S ALL THIS THEN, AMEN . . . . JUST DICKING ABOUT TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO SIDELOAD UPDRAFT AND DOWNSHOP PHOTOS . . . . TAKEN ME THREE FRIGGIN HOURS TO ACHIEVE NOT BLOODY MUCH AT ALL !!!!

LET'S SEE IF IT STICKS, KNOWING MY LUCK, THE 'PURPLE PENIS' WILL HAVE TOTALLY VANISHED INTO THE ETHER BY THE TIME I CHECK THE BLOG OUT . . . .

AND NOT UNLIKE MY OWN MANHOOD, THE PHOTO HAS TURNED OUT TO BE FAR TOO SMALL, REMINDS OF THE LINE OUT WHATEVER THE MOVIE WAS . . . . 'IT'S JUST LIKE A PENIS . . . . ONLY SMALLER' . . . . ANYWAY, ENOUGH SHITE, LET'S SEE WHAT GIVES ???

***** HOLY SHIT !!! IT'S ALMOST WORKED . . . . BY GEORGE, I THINK I'VE NEARLY GOT IT BY THE SCROTE SAC . . . . SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREN, IN HIS FIRST OFFICIAL APPEARANCE ON MY BLOG . . . . WELL, IT'S A START, SMALL, BUT A START !!!