PHOEBUS BEAT CLAN "ASSJACKAL RISING" . . . . STRAIGHT OUTTA SWEDEN . . . . THE THRASH MANIC POWER PUNK OF BROADWAY'S NEXT HIT ROCK OPERA . . . . THESE GUYS LIVE IN A SECLUDED CAVE DEEP WITHIN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE SUBSISTING ON A DIET OF ONLY USED 50 WEIGHT, SALTED HARP SEAL FLESH AND AQUAVIT . . . . CRANK UP THE VOLUME AND STAND BACK !!!!

I just can't get this shit out of my head and I don't want to either, "Assjackal Rising", and it's other two accompanying tracks, explode from the speakers, dripping melodic guitar overload, a pumping, throb happy bassline, belting drum tracks and punked out, seering and soaring vocals . . . . telling a story so truly depraved the Swedish Goverment and its intelligence agencies attempted to censure its release, fearing the potential scandal it might cause and the number of lives that may be lost.

Nonetheless, this reclusive sect of musical subversives have managed to get it out there so the truth can at last be told, the truth, like bad syphillis, can be a fucking ugly and painful thing and great rock and roll, like sweaty, dirty sex, can be a powerful tool . . . . so take your hand off your dick, wind the throbometer up to 'piss off the neighbours' level and prepare for a mindbending Phoebus Beat Clan beatdown with 'Assjackal Rising' . . . . the story even Assange was too fucking scared to tell !!!