"PRETTY BLONDE IN A NITRO F.E.D" [FROM 'VIDEOCRAFTERS' ON POOTUBE] . . . . YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE CACKLING BEASTS GIVE ME A WOODY . . . . THROW A CUTE BLONDE BABE INTO THE DEAL AND I'M GONE A MILLION . . . . SO IS SHE . . . . ON NITRO FUME OVERLOAD !!!!!

The shit don't get much better than this, an eye-poppingly gorgeous hemi dragster being tweaked with an equally eye-popping blonde haired babe in the cockpit . . . . sadly for the beautiful blonde, the big ol' hemi at idle, while it's donk doctor gives it it a tickle, is pumping out shitloads of unburnt nitro, like full on vapour . . . . the odour of this primitive 'go extremely fucking fast' juice is intoxicating when you're not close enough to be getting it up your nose and in your eyes, like the thrill you get at a classic bike meet with all the BP A wafting about . . . . but when you're sitting directly behind one of  these classic slingshots, minus mask and goggles, for minutes at a time while the mill is literally leaking fuel from the headers pointing straight at your perty face . . . . man, that shit is gonna fuck with your peepers.

Anyhoo, one mighty cool car, one mighty tough motor and one cute girl . . . . I just want to offer my shoulder for her to cry those nitro induced tears onto . . . . damn darlin, you are gorgeous !!!!