THE MELVINS "HONEYBUCKET" [BY 'STEVEPAYNE' ON POOTUBE] . . . . THERE ARE A BUNCH OF MELVINS FANS OUT THERE FAR MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE AND LONGTERM THAN I . . . . SOME RECKON THE ALBUM THIS CAME OFF WAS A 'SELLOUT' . . . . BEING ONLY MODERATELY FAMILIAR WITH THEM PRIOR TO THAT . . . . NO COMMENT OTHER THAN 'FUCKIN HEAVY SHIT' !!!!

PRETTY MUCH IN A CATEGORY OF ONE, A HUGE AND HARDCORE WORLDWIDE FANBASE, INFLUENCED AN ENTIRE GENRE, BUZZO OSBORNE AND CROVER'S REVOLVING DOOR OF HEAVINESS UNPRECEDENTED, THE ONLY MUSIC OF ITS GENERAL TYPE THAT I REALLY DIG . . . . GOT A FEELING THAT THE TERM 'HONEYBUCKET' IS AKIN TO A 'THUNDERBOX', OR AT LEAST THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY TAKE ON IT, ON THE VINO LAST NIGHT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, HE'S A HUGE FAN AND TOOK ME ON THE GRAND TOUR, AGAIN . . . . DON'T THINK THE NEIGHBOURS GOT OFF ON IT AS MUCH AS WE DID . . . . GO HARD JIMMY, USE THE FARCE.

WHEN I VERY FIRST HEARD THEM LATE-MID EIGHTIES SOMETIME, I ALWAYS USED TO DESCRIBE THEM AS 'THE BAND WITH THAT DUDE WITH THE ELECTRIC HAIR' . . . .



THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT LICKING ARSE, I HAD TO YESTERDAY TO GET AN ACCOUNT OVER THE LINE AT A 5 STAR INTERNATIONAL HOTEL . . . . STILL GOT THE TASTE OF FAT, WHITE CRACK IN MY MOUTH AND WOKE UP FEELING HUNGOVER AND DIRTY, DONT' DO IT OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO . . . . I HATE MYSELF, OFF FOR A THRASH TO BLOW OUT THE COBWEBS AND LOOSE THE STENCH !!!!