Monday 27 August 2012

MORE GO FAST STUFF FROM 'SWELTERFEST' AT WILLOWBANK FROM EARLIER THIS YEAR . . . . BY MIDDAY IT WAS HIGH THIRTIES AND HUMID LIKE A FUCKING SAUNA . . . . HAVING FORGOTTEN [A] JUST HOW HOT IT GETS OUT HERE AND [B] TO APPLY SUNSCREEN . . . . I WAS REDDER THAN A VERY RED THING BY THE TIME I MELTED THROUGH THE DOOR IN THE LATE ARVO . . . .

THIS BIG KAT WAS PRETTY QUICK, BY NIGHT IT MASQUERADES AS A SEARCHLIGHT PLATFORM
THESE CHICKS WERE PRETTY QUICK TOO . . . . BY NIGHT THEY MASQUERADE AS . . . . NA, NEVERMIND
ALBERTO'S 'BUSA PRO-STOCK IS MORE THAN PRETTY QUICK . . . . IF ONLY HE COULD STICK TWO PASSES TOGETHER WITHOUT PSYCHING HIMSELF OUT OR REDLIGHTING
NOT A CLUE, JUST SHOT THE FUCKER, I BET IT WAS QUICK TOO
PASSING THE TORCH, FROM THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE, THE KID WAS LOVIN IT
NOW THIS, THIS WAS WAY BEYOND QUICK . . . . SPEED CAFE IS ALL ABOUT QUICK MOSHEENS
HAPPY GAS . . . . EVEN IF THEY AIN'T RUNNING THIS KIT, ALL THESE DUDES HAVE GOT PLENTY OF BOTTLE
BEFORE I HAD TIME TO TAKE THE SHOT A POLICEMAN HAD DISAPPEARED INTO THE S&S SUPER SUCKER, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, COULDN'T FIND ANYMORE TO FEED IT . . . . BUMMER
YOUNG LARRY, MECHANICAL ASSISTANT TO THE STARS . . . . LARRY LIKES NOTHING MORE THAN WRENCHING ON ASTON-MARTIN'S DURING THE WEEK AND WEARING ROADKILL ON HIS PERTY LI'L HAY-ED
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2 comments:

  1. loveless27 August 2012 at 06:10

    the 'busa look's tough mate, when we went to florida we did the 'bike-nite' at old town in kissimmee, all the tossers on their standard harleys, chap's, leather vest's and wallet's on chains parading up and down the main street, at the back of the old town parking lot were the hispanic and black guy's, tricked out 'busa's, long swingarms, nitro bottles and lower than a very low snake like low thing, full race pipes, drag racing from the stop lights, fucking brilliant and light years away from the weekend warriors on their late model, fuel injected big-twin tractor's.....

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  2. WhitelinePsycho27 August 2012 at 12:09

    Hey Lovey Mucker, no chance of the blurbs stopping, I enjoy doing it too much, the fotes, just as on your gig, will just give the platform to the drivel . . . . yes sirree Bob, very fast things indeedly, but nothings ever going to be as quick, as lithe and as capable as a full dresser piloted by a chap wearing, HOG emblazoned, mullet toting super dick !!!

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