Sunday 26 August 2012

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS POST MEANS TO ME, AFTER NINE MONTHS OF LETTING MY LAZINESS AND A LUDDITE COMPUTER PHOBIA HALT MY PROGRESS . . . . FINALLY, AT LONG LAST . . . . MY PHOTOS FROM MY CAMERA OF STUFF I SAW AT A PLACE I WENT . . . . MY DARLING DAUGHTER HELPED ME TO UPLOAD THE THINGS THIS ARVO . . . . I LOVE YOU LIZZIE . . . . A MONKEY OFF MY BACK !!!

"POWERHOUSE DYNO TUNING" ROCKET THREE - OWNER/RIDER, ALAN MARKS.

SO, IF I CAN REMEMBER SOME OF THE FACTS ABOUT THIS FREAKSHOW, MONSTER TRIUMPH THAT SOME BLOKES I KNOW HAVE COBBLED TOGETHER TO OCCASIONALY THROW IT DOWN THE QUARTER MILE, I TOOK THE SHOTS AT WILLOWBANK EARLIER IN THE YEAR . . . . FIRSTLY, IT'S FUCKING BIG, IN FACT, NEAR TO GARGANTUAN TO BE PRECISE . . . . SECONDLY, IT'S INSANELY QUICK FOR A BIKE THIS SIZE AND SHAFT DRIVEN, CURRENTLY RUNNING HIGH NINES AND LIKELY TO IMPROVE . . . . THIRDLY, THE FORMULA 1 MOB WERE UNABLE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON CARBON FIBRE FOR A WHILE AS IT WAS BEING BUILT, THERE'S THAT MUCH OF THE SHIT IN 'TANK', GUARDS, SIDECOVERS AND WHEELS . . . . FOURTHLY, IT JUST SIMPLY GIVES ME A BLOODY BIG HORN, IT'S ONE OF THE TOUGHEST BIKES I'VE EVER SEEN AND AT FULL TWIST . . . . IT SCREAMS !!!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ALL THIS MEANS TOO, DON'T YOU . . . . AS OF NOW, YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO SHOTS OF THE BY NOW ALMOST PHANTOMESQUE 'PROJECT SHOVELLER', THE COUPLE OF PHOTOS OF MY OLD TRUMPIES, F100, FAIRLANE, AP6, THE SS 125, PICS FROM MY OLD MAGS AND BOOKS AND ALL THE OTHER KINDS OF POOP THAT YOU FIND ON BLOGS . . . . IT'S TAKEN A FUCKING LONG TIME BUT I'M UP AND RUNNING AND READY TO ROCK AND ROLL !!!!
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THE HEAVYWEIGHT HINCKLEY FROM BEHIND I START SINGING  'BABY'S GOT BACK' 
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN AT HERE IS A FUCKLOAD OF CARBON FIBRE AND A TRUCKLOAD OF DOLLARS           
THE SIDE WHERE MOST OF THE NOISE AND GASSES COMES OUT, HAND FABBED, ALL TITANIUM SYSTEM
FOR A BIG GIRL SHE LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING HORNY FROM THIS ANGLE, SHAFT DRIVE SEX APPEAL 
LOOKIN THE BOOBIES FROM THE STEER END AS WELL, LOVE THE UPSIDE-DOWN FORKS AND TWIN ROTORS THE SIZE OF LARGE FRYING PANS, HELPS TO STOP IT FROM RUNNING DOWN PENSIONERS 
  HEAVY BREATHING, DEEP THROATED, BELL MOUTHED BEHEMOTH BITCH FROM HELL, STICK ANYTHING NEAR THEM AT FULL NOISE AND IT'LL BE JOINING THE BIRDS AND SMALL CHILDREN ALREADY SUCKED INSIDE

1 comment:

  1. ey up mucker, congrat's on posting up the pic's, bllloodddyyfuckkkin'ell! the triumph looks the bollocks, very impressed with that, no good for me though whitey, my skinny 'lil pom legs would just snap off at knee level if i tried to hold that big-unit up! i'll stick with my 'girl's bike' i can just about manage that, do us a favour brotherman, don't lose the art of the written word when posting, as i've said before, that's what makes 'yer stuff stand out from the post-what-everybody-else-is-posting-on-the-trendy blog's, get them photo's up of the phantom shovemenace, keep that sunscreen lotion handy and if you run out you'll just have to wear 'yer ned kelly iron mask to protect you, love you mate, lovey, x

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