Saturday 8 September 2012

RETURN OF THE "PURPLE PENIS" . . . . LOOKING A BIT LIKE A TRANS-GENDER GIMP BUT NOW HANDLING BETTER THAN NEW . . . . NO MORE POXY, FLAKEY, RUSTY, SHITTY CHROME SPOKES . . . . KISSED GOODBYE TO THE STOCK BLACK RIMS . . . . NEW REAR BAG MINUS WHITEWALL . . . . 'BRUSHED' THE 'BILTWELL' STAINLESS PEGS, NEED TO MAKE A SMALL MOD TO FIT THEM . . . . THEN IT'S DONE !!!

NO BLOODY WONDER THE SPORTSTER-PHALLUS WAS HANDLING LIKE THE PROVERIAL BAG OF SHIT, FLOGGED RUBBER ISOLATING BUSHES, FLOGGED SLEEVE, BADLY WORN SPHERICAL BEARINGS . . . . STRANGELY, ONE OF THE BOLTS HOLDING THE SLEEVE IN PLACE HAD SHEARED OFF AT THE HEAD, THE SECOND WAS ONLY FINGER TIGHT, GOT TO WONDER IF THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A FACTORY FUCK-UP . . . . ANYWAY, ALL IS BETTER THAN GOOD NOW, NO EXAGGERATED BEEMER LIKE WEAVING INTO SWEEPING CURVES, NO FREE PLAY, TIGHT AS A FISH'S PRIVATE BITS . . . . IT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW I ENVISIONED IT BEING TWO AND HALF YEARS AGO, BIG LOVE TO ROSCOE FOR DOING THE BUSINESS IN HIS USUAL, HALF-ARSED, UNCARING WAY . . . . THANKS BRO, AWESOME JOB !!!!

3 comments:

  1. looking good whitey, i'm a little concerned though, you seem to have ommited to re-fit your front pulley cover, do you not realise how dangerous that is?, do you not realise how much damage may be caused by getting a digit caught inbetween the belt and the pulley's? have a chat with yourself young man, you are a fucking disgrace and setting a bad example to the many young motorcycle enthusiastt's out there on the interweb! [love you muckster]

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  2. Sadly mate, that's me, ruining it for everyone . . . reminds me of mum when I was a kid, watch that pulley, you have your hand off, or your eye out, she used to tell me to take it easy with a bloody Nerf ball for God's saki !!!

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  3. I was thinking he better watch it, as he was on his way to a costume ball decked out like Zappa in some ultra-bell bottomed trousers...

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