ROB ZOMBIE . . . . I DIG HIS WORK WAY MORE THAN TRENT REZNOR'S . . . . BUT I LIKE STEFFAN'S 'BARS FROM ZOMBIE PERFORMANCE EVEN MORE . . . . UNLIKE DECISIONS ON TANK, TREES, AIRCLEANER, ROCKER COVERS AND KICK PEDAL, I LABOURED LONG AND HARD OVER CHOICE OF 'BARS FOR PROJECT SHOVELLER . . . . NUDE, BRUSHED STAINLESS WAS ALWAYS A CONSIDERATION . . . . BUT WHICH BLOODY STYLE ???

ALL THIS SHIT I'M PUTTING UP AND PUTTING OUT IS ALL STRICTLY A MATTER OF HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE PERSONAL PREFERENCE, I KNOW THAT, SO DO YOU, ONE MAN'S DRIVEL, ANOTHER MAN'S DELIGHT . . . . LOTS OF CREW DO LOVELY HAND FABBED HANDLEBARS, JUST A CASE OF CHOOSING WHO YOU WANT TO GO WITH IN THE END, AND IN THE END, I OPTED FOR STEFF'S OFFERINGS . . . . ZOMBIE STYLEE MAN !!!

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE ENJOYS HIS CRAFT BREWS, POSSIBLY BECAUSE HE LIKES KNITTING, MAYBE BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE ZEN BASTARDS AND WITH FRIENDS LIKE BASTARD PAT, WHO NEEDS AN ENEMA . . . . OR PERHAPS THAT HE MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE WORLD THAT THE ZOMBIE HE RAN INTO ON HIS SCOOT WAS A DEER BECAME THE FINAL CLINCHER, TRUTH BEING STRANGER THAN FICTION  . . . . I CAN'T TELL YOU FOR SURE . . . .

WHAT I CAN SAY IS THAT I'M FULLY STOKED ON THE THINGS, I COULDN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ON WHICH ONES I REALLY WANTED, SO, I SAVED A BIT MORE AND GOT BOTH THE 'WTF' MODELS AND THE VERY SNAZZY 'CHUPACABRA' TURNOUTS . . . . ALL HAND MADE HONESTY IN STAINLESS, NICE WELDS, NICELY BLANKED WHERE NEEDED, NICELY BRUSHED AND NICELY HANDLED WHEN IT CAME TO MY QUESTIONS AND THE ALTERATIONS FROM STOCK I DECIDED ON . . . . THANKS STEFF, HOPE YOU'RE ON THE WAY TO FULL CAPABILITIES AGAIN . . . . IF YOU NEED 'BARS . . . . THINK ZOMBIE !!!