"AMPHETAMINE COWBOY" BY DICK DESERT . . . . THIS SHIT IS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY HILARIOUS . . . . REMINDS ME OF THE BAD OLD DAYS OF ROAD CREW, THOUSAND KILOMETRE OVERNIGHTERS, ILLUSIONS. DELUSIONS AND MASS CONFUSION . . . . NO LONGER CONSIDERED THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS AMONG THE GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL FRATERNITY . . . . FILE THIS ONE UNDER : LIKE THE JOHNNYS ON CRANK.

BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO NAIL THIS ONE UP . . . . SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE THE BULL BY THE BALLS AND MAKE THE MOMENT NOW . . . . DON'T KNOW DICK ABOUT MR DESERT AND DON'T NEED TO . . . . THIS IS ASTUTE, INFORMED AND DEAD ACCURATE . . . . FROM DILATED PUPILS TO HOOVER ACTION . . . . SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE IN THE DELICATE AGE WE LIVE IN . . . . ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN BE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN BATH SALTS AND ICE . . . . SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOU !!!!

**** On a serious note . . . . I am not advocating nor promoting substance abuse in any way, shape or form. Merely observing and commenting . . . . chronicling the times we used to live in and those in which we now find ourselves inextricably embroiled . . . . be safe kiddies, you know what they say about strangers with candy.