"DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN AND THE PARACHUTE SUIT" . . . . IT'LL COME AS NO REAL SURPRISE TO SOME OF YOU THAT I AM A MONSTER RODMAN FAN . . . . NOT ONLY WAS HE THE MOST COMPLETE DEFENDER IN THE NBA BUT HE IS A CERTIFIED FABULOUS FREAK . . . . THE MAN RIDES A PERPETUAL MOTION ROLLERCOASTER . . . . SOMETIMES BARELY HANGIN ON . . . . RIDIN THE RODMAN WAY . . . . FREAKPOWER !!!

"HAIRY LARRY" POSTS SOME HILARIOUS AND INSIGHTFUL COMMENTS AND RECOLLECTIONS AROUND THE BLOGOSHERE AND THIS RECENT EFFORT IN RESPONSE TO MY 'HEADWIND HAMMERING' BLURB TAKES THE CAKE . . . . CHEERS LARRY, LOVE YOUR WORK MAN.

You make me think of a time I was going down long lonely I-5 to visit my mother in the Monterey area. Doing about 70 in my little Ranger pick-up.Nothing and nobody for miles. Way off in the distance coming up fast is a figure on a bike. As it gets closer it looks like a parachute riding a chopper. As it gets closer I see this large figure in the most balloooned out clothing and a 'skull-cap' helmet. The bike has the highest pair of Apes and really wide and forward set pegs. As he blows by me at some outrageous speed, I realize it's multi colored hair Dennis Rodman on the most outrageous chopper, literally looking like a human parachute. I give him a thumbs up, and he has this great big smile going. He blows by me like I'm standing still. To this day I can't figure how he was able to hold on to that thing....maybe his arse was velcroed down...