NOW, I'M NOT SAYIN THERE AIN'T A WHOLE PLANET'S WORTH OF DUMB, BRAINDEAD, CLUELESS, FUCKWIT DRIVERS OUT THERE, CAUSE THERE IS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, 24/7, 365 . . . . NONETHELESS, IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE SCOOT, RIPPIN IT UP, CONFIDENT AND FEELIN TEN FOOT TALL AND BULLETPROOF, THAT'S WHEN BAD SHIT'S GONNA GET YA . . . . I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE DONE THE FUNERAL THING, AND I HEAR A LOT OF THE BLAME SHIFTING ONTO THE CAGERS . . . . OFTEN TIMES, IT'S A CROCK FROM A DUDE ON A TWO WHEELED ROCKETSHIP TRAVELIN SO FUCKING RAPIDLY NOBODY, LET ALONE JOE VOLVO DRIVER, HAS A CHANCE OF KNOWING WHERE HE'S AT UNTIL . . . . BANG . . . . TOO FUCKING LATE . . . . ALL OVER ASTRO BOY . . . . END OF THE RIDE !!!
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KANGAROOS, DEER, COWS, HORSES AND OTHER SHIT THAT CAN'T BE FORESEEN, YOUNG FOLK SUDDENLY PULLING U TURNS IN FRONT OF YOU, FAT, STUPID WOMEN CUTTING ACROSS YOUR LANE LIKE YOU'RE INVISIBLE, FUCKERS RUNNING RED LIGHTS OR STOP SIGNS . . . . I'M TALKIN ABOUT JUST BEING AWARE THAT SPEED AND DISTANCE CAN BADLY FUCK WITH A PERSON'S PERCEPTION . . . . WE ALL KNOW THE OLD CHESTNUT, "SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU" AS YOU'RE LYING ON YOUR BACK WITH MULTIPLE FRACTURES, CONTUSIONS AND A BIKE WORTH NOT VERY MUCH . . . . ON OCCASION HOWEVER, IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE, AT LAST, HONEST LOOK, YOU WEREN'T ANYWHERE TO BE SEEN, BECAUSE YOU WERE A HALF MILE DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD, BY THE TIME MRS JONES MOVES THROUGH THE INTERSECTION OR CHANGES LANES . . . . HELLO, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ??? TAKE IT EASY IN HEAVY TRAFFIC GUYS, LIVE LONGER TO ENJOY IT MORE, IT ISN'T ALWAYS THE FAULT OF THE PERSON SAFELY AND SILENTLY ENSCONCED IN THE CAR . . . . OH, AND WATCH OUT FOR VIDEO BROTHER, HE'S PISSED !!!
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