Monday 22 October 2012

THE NEPTUNE POWER FEDERATION : "MANO A SATANO" ['XRAYSTUDIOS'] . . . . ALL BALLTEARING ROCK AND ROLL SHOULD BE LIKE GREAT SEX, SHORT, DIRTY, FAST AND LOUD* . . . . THIS IS THE BRAND NEW SINGLE FROM THE SATANIC SIDEKICKS I PUT UP A FEW NIGHTS AGO . . . . GOING OFF LIKE A FUCKING FROG IN A SOCK . . . . BEWARE - THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT THAT CAN FUCK YOUR SHIT UP !!!!! *

I JUST RECIEVED A COMMUNIQUE FROM THE VERY REVEREND INVERTED CRUCIFOX, OF THE NEPTUNE POWER FEDERATION, ALERTING ME TO THE RELEASE OF THE FIRST SINGLE AND TITLE TRACK FROM THEIR DEBUT LONG PLAYER, "MANO A SATANO" AND IT'S A DEVILISHLY RAUCOUS PIECE OF ROCK AND ROLL PERFECTION . . . . COMING ON LIKE A RABID CROSS BETWEEN ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN AND RADIO BIRDMAN, THE SHIT ERUPTS FROM THE SPEAKERS LIKE A LANCED BOIL ON BEELZEBUB'S BACKSIDE, AT JUST ON TWO MINUTES LONG, THIS LIVELY LITTLE LULLABY OF LECHEROUSLY, LUCIFEROUS LASCIVIOUSNESS IS LUSTFULLY LIKEABLE FROM THE INTRO TO DYING FADEOUT OF THE LAST, LINGERING CHORD . . . . MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN A TIME WHEN WAY TOO MANY ACTS ARE TAKING THEMSELVES FAR TOO SERIOUISLY, THE NEPTUNE POWER FEDERATION ARE DELIVERING THE HEAVYWEIGHT MUSICAL GOODS WITH THEIR TONGUES PLACED FIRMLY IN THEIR SHITEATING, GRINNING CHEEKS . . . . LIKE I SAID BEFORE, TURN THE OLD NOISE MACHINE UP TO 'BLEED', STAND BACK, GRAB A BEER, OFFER UP THE SIGN OF THE BEAST WITH THE SPARE HAND AND . . . . GWAAAAAARRRRRRR !!!!! 

* DONATES "COULD BE JUST TAKING THE PISS" . . . . HAVING SOME BLOODY FUN IS WHAT THE LADS AND I'M ABOUT . . . . IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC FOLKS, OH YEAH !!!

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