Sunday 11 November 2012

"CHARMING EYE OF YOUR BICYCLE" . . . . NECTAR FROM THE CUP OF THE CHOPPER GODS . . . . I'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A HEADLIGHT FOR PROJECT SHOVELLER FOR TEN MONTHS . . . . THEN ONE OF MY TWO CLOSEST MATES PRESENTS ME WITH THIS . . . . AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, IN BOX, NOS '70's BICYCLE LAMP . . . . FUCKING PERFECT BETWEEN THE NARROWGLIDE STAUNTIONS, BEST GIFT EVER, CHOOK !!!!

THE BEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN FOR USE ON A BIKE OR A CAR, MIKEYRAT, A WELL KNOWN CONTRIBUTOR ON THE H.A.M.B, AND ONE OF MY TWO DEAREST AND CLOSEST FRIENDS, WAS THE ONE WHO DID THE GIVING . . . . COMPLETELY OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE, IF I WASN'T HALF CUT AND ALREADY SEATED I WOULD'VE FALLEN ON MY FAT ARSE, IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY, BRAND NEW OLD STOCK, IN BOX, INSANE . . . . TAPERED, 'RECTANGULOIDAL' SHELL, THICK GLASS LENS, REAL OLD SCHOOL QUALITY CHROME ON REAL OLD SCHOOL, MADE IN JAPAN STEEL, THE FULL ON BOOBIES ALL THE WAY !!!! 

YEAH, IT'S GONNA REQUIRE SOME FUCKING ABOUT TO CONVERT IT TO 12V, ATTACH A STRONGER BRACKET/MOUNT, NEW GUTS ETC, BUT THAT'S ALL SMALL POTATOES . . . . IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE, IT'S ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY GORGEOUS AND IT WAS A SPONTANEOUS GIFT FROM A BLOKE I LOVE LIKE A BROTHER AND LIKELY THE ONLY DUDE I KNOW WHO COULD REALISE IT WOULD BE THE VERY FUCKING THING I NEEDED . . . . THANKS MIKEY, I'M TOUCHED AND BLOWN AWAY MAN . . . . AND LIKE MY OTHER BEST BUDDY, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN TRUE TO HIMSELF . . . . HOLD FAST MATE, BIG LOVE ALWAYS.

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