"CUSTOM CHOPPER WHEELIE AND BURNOUT" ['SITDOWNSTEVE' POOTUBE] . . . . I'VE HAD THIS IN THE DRAFT FOLDER FOR MONTHS, I'D ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS ON IT . . . . JUST REGULAR 'BLOKE ON CHOP PULLS WHEELIE AND DOES BURNOUT' SHIT . . . . WELL, IT'S REGULAR UNTIL ABOUT 9 SECONDS IN . . . . ONE SUPER SKETCHY, BEE'S DICK AWAY FROM "CHOPPER WHEELIE FAIL FROM HELL" !!!!

LET ME GET THIS OUT THERE BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I CAN'T PULL WHEELIES ON A CHOPPER OR A STREET BIKE, NEVER REALLY TRIED IN NEARLY THIRTY YEARS OF ROAD RIDING FOR THAT MATTER, I DON'T GENERALLY ENTER INTO BURNOUTS EITHER, NEVER HAVE, TO BE TOTALLY STRAIGHT, I REALLY ENVY THOSE WHO CAN DO BOTH SPONTANEOUSLY WITH STYLE, ELAN AND NO FEAR AT THE SQUEEZE OF A LEVER . . . . I CAN HOWEVER, 'RIDE' A BIKE PRETTY FUCKING WELL, TWISTIES, STRAIGHT LINE SPEED, GOAT TRACKS, TIGHT MOUNTAIN BENDS, SHORT SPRINTS OR LONG DISTANCE ARSE KILLERS, SPLITTING LANES WITH BARS LIKE A SCOTTISH LONGHORN, WHATEVER AND WHEREVER, I'LL PLAY AND PLAY PRETTY FERKIN HARD, I'VE GOT IT SUSSED IN MY OWN LITTLE WAY AND AM FULLY CONFIDENT I'LL ALWAYS HOLD MY OWN IN JUST ABOUT ANY COMPANY.

THE REASON I DON'T INDULGE IN WHEELIES IN PARTICULAR IS ALL SUMMED UP IN THIS VID AT AROUND THE 9 SECOND MARK, AS MUCH AS I LOVE AND WILL ALWAYS CRAVE SPEED AND TAKING SOME PRETTY BIG RISKS, GETTING MYSELF DELIBERATLEY INTO A POSITION WHERE I'M CLOSER TO A POTENTIAL LIFE THREATENING ENDO IS SOMETHING THAT I'M JUST NOT INTO . . . . LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT BAGGING THOSE WHO CAN AND DO, MOSTLY IT'S A POINT OF ENVY TO ME, BUT . . . . I'VE SNAPPED MY LEG IN HALF, I'VE BROKEN WRISTS MORE TIMES THAN I HAVE FINGERS AND TOES, I'VE BROKEN COLLAR BONES, RIBS, TOES, FINGERS AND MY TAIL BONE, COMING UNSTUCK ATTEMPTING A MONO ON THE TARMAC, I JUST DON'T NEED TO DO IT, NO THANKS, BUT HUGE KUDOS AND RESPECT TO THOSE WHO CAN, LIKE THE DUDE ON THE EDGE FEATURED HERE . . . . IF THAT MAKES ME A WUSS, SO BE IT . . . . I'LL GO AND SLIP INTO MY FAVOURITE LITTLE SKIRT RIGHT NOW DARLINGS.