Thursday 1 November 2012

LeBEEF - BIGTIME BIKE BUILDING BRILLIANCE . . . . THIS SON OF A SWEDE HAS BEEN FULLY IN TOUCH WITH THE NORSE CHOPPER GODS FOR MORE THAN A DECADE . . . . FOLLOWERS CAN NEVER BE LEADERS AND PERFECTIONISTS DON'T TOLERATE LESS THAN PERFECTION . . . . AS SEEN IN THE LATEST ISSUE OF GKM . . . . DROOLING OVER GUY'S WRITE UP IN THE THRONE ROOM I GOT HIT BY THE DESIRE TO SEE MORE . . . .

Once more I find myself asking just what the fuck is going into the water supply in Sweden, aquavit, vodka, a rare, sub Arctic strain of peyote, liquid genius . . . . who knows, but it's been going on for some time now, all the way back to the eighties . . . . and Mattias, Son of Anders, is demonstrably drinking his fair share of it . . . . 'quod erat demonstrandum'.

I'll not bore you with any long winded blurb here other than to say that while ensconced in the dunny, where most of my serious reading and literary research is done these days, I was reading for the umpteemth time and ogling at LeBeef's glorious, glowing, golden mosheen as featured in the current issue of Guy's Kool Magazine . . . . fuck me, it is singularly outstanding . . . . check it out if you haven't already, subscribe now if it ain't arriving in your letterbox . . . . anyway . . . . I just had this flash that maybe having a quick search on the interweb might turn up something additional to what's in the mag, and by Thor, by Odin and by Loki, shazzam, there it was on the trusty PooTube . . . . in almost three dimensional, all moving, all growling, all moving, all horn inducing splendour . . . . a perfect visual feast, finish, fit, style, stance, the entire fucking sheboinker, a symphony in chopper sex . . . . without question, one of the prettiest bikes put together in the last twelve months . . . . drool on people !!!! 

SHIT, SORRY . . . . FORGOT TO THANK 'SHERIFFMEDIAGROUP' FOR PUTTING THE CLIP UP ON POOTUBE, CHEERS MAN . . . . SCOPE OUT THEIR CATALOGUE OF COOL STUFF.

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