"DON'T APOLOGISE" . . . . I'M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING LATELY GUYS, I HOPE YOU'VE MANAGED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT ME . . . . I'VE JUST BEEN SOOOOOOOO PREOCCUPIED WITH LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND TOTAL SELF ABSORPTION . . . . PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT BLOGLAND, I'M HAVING A LIFE. . . . POST WHEN YOU WANT, I DON'T NEED TO READ SOME UNWARRANTED, PISSWEAK APOLOGY !!!!!

I DID ALL MY CALLS ON THE SCOOT TODAY, STINKING BLOODY HOT AND EVEN WITH AIRCON, NOT THE KIND OF DAY I WANTED TO SPEND COCOONED IN A FUCKING CAR. I'D BEEN SOUTH OVER THE BORDER TO CHECK ON MY CUSTOMERS DOWN THAT WAY, ALL DAY THE TEMPERATURE AND HUMIDITY KEPT BUILDING, STORM SEASON'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS . . . . BY ABOUT HALF FOUR THE SKY TO THE SOUTH WEST LOOKS OMINOUS TO SAY THE LEAST, BIG, DARK GREY/BLUE THUNDERHEADS START TO GROW LIKE HEMORRHOIDS HANGIN OFF THE LORD'S ARSEHOLE, NO WET WEATHER GEAR, AND ONLY SHORTS AND A TEE, NAH, TIME TO SPLIT AND BEAT THE FUCKER HOME.

THANKFULLY ALL THE TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY IS COMING SOUTH, POOR BUGGERS ARE GONNA GET CANED, HEAD DOWN, KNEES TUCKED IN, LEFT HAND ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE PURPLE PENIS' TANK, RIGHT HAND TWISTIN HARD ON THE THROTTLE . . . . SITTIN BETWEEN 120 AND 140 KPH, SPLITTIN LANES AND TAKIN NAMES AND HOPING LIKE HELL I DON'T ENCOUNTER THE WALLOPERS, KEEP LOOKIN OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER TO CHECK HOW THE FRONT'S COMING ALONG . . . . 'VERY NICELY THANKS, YOU INCONSEQUENTIALLY TINY HUMAN' SAYS THE MAN ABOVE, THIRTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER HIGH TAILING IT OUTTA KINGSCLIFF, I'M HOME, TURN OFF THE BIKE, KICK OUT THE STAND AND THE JOB'S A GOODUN. I LOVE THE FEELING OF RUNNING BEFORE THE FORCES OF MOTHER NATURE AND WINNING . . . . YEE HA !!!

I TOOK A COUPLE OF SHOTS FROM THE BALCONY, LOOKING SOUTH INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT THE RAIN STARTING TO PISS DOWN WHERE I'VE JUST COME FROM ON THE RIGHT OF THE BOTTOM FRAME . . . . MOTHER NATURE, IMPRESSIVE SHIT . . . . CRAPPY PHOTOS, CHEERS.