Sunday 23 December 2012

HELLO CHILDREN, HAVE YOU ALL BEEN GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS DURING THE YEAR . . . . HAVE YOU STOOD ON THE CAT'S TAIL, DID YOU PULL THE WINGS OFF A BUTTERFLY, HAVE YOU POURED KEROSENE ON A CANE TOAD AND THEN DROPPED A MATCH ON IT . . . . AND DID YOU LIE TO YOUR PARENTS AT EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY . . . . SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, YOU EVIL LITTLE FUCKER !!!!

JUST TWO MORE SLEEPS UNTIL THAT JOLLY OLD FAT MAN WITH CHRONIC HALITOSIS, A HISTORY OF BREAK AND ENTER, BURGLARY AND BOTHERING REINDEER, ENTERS YOUR HOME AND RUINS YOUR LIFE FOR THE NEXT WEEK . . . . HO, HO, FUCKING HO !!!

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