Sunday, 30 December 2012

"TEA LEAVES - YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH" [TEA LEAF = THIEF] . . . . WENT TO A MATE'S PREMATURE NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH LAST NIGHT, JUST DROPPED IN TO SAY GIDDAY TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF REALLY GOOD FRIENDS . . . . FORTY FIVE MINUTES I WAS THERE, BIKE PARKED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE . . . . WENT TO LEAVE, FEELING STOKED . . . . SOME SHITBAG HAS STOLEN MY FUCKING GOGGLES !!!

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A SAD IRONY TO ME THAT IN OVER THIRTY YEARS OF LIVING THE SAME KIND OF LIFESTYLE YOU CAN GO TO SHOWS, PUBS, GIGS, PARTIES, WORKSHOPS, CLUB RIDES, WHATEVER, LEAVE ALL YOUR KIT ON YOUR SCOOT KNOWING WHEN YOU RETURN IT'LL BE THERE . . . . IN UNDER AN HOUR AT A DEAR MATE'S HOUSE AND IN COMPANY OF CLOSE FRIENDS AND GOOD TIMES, SOME CUNT FIGURES THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO TAKE MY PROPERTY . . . . WELL FUCKHEAD, I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN BY NATURE BUT YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T SEE YOU WEARING SOME BROWN LEATHER AND BRASS HALCYON'S WITH SOME DEGREE OF PATINA AND TARNISHING CAUSE I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF FIRST THEN REMOVE MY GOGGLES . . . . GIVEN THIS STYLE IS SCARCELY, IF AT ALL, AVAILABLE IN OZ AND CERTAINLY THE ONLY PAIR AROUND HERE, IT'S A DEADSET GIVEAWAY YOU FUCK, LIKE MOST THIEVES, YOU'RE DUMB AS DOGSHIT . . . . I'D SUPPORT AN OPEN SEASON ON THIEVES 365 DAYS A YEAR, KILL EM ALL AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION . . . . KARMA, YOU FUCKER, IT'S HEADIN YOUR WAY . . . . DROP EM BACK TO RALPH'S PLACE, SAVE YOURSELF SOME PAIN !!!

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    1. Thanks darlin, knew I could count on you !! XX

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    2. Arrrrrrghhh!! Well, if Big Mama's in, count me in .Hate thieves. Remember how mad I got when a pair of old leather gloves got pilfed out of my sidecar bike.(an old pair I found by the side of the road....). Such a nice pair of goggles. Technical question.As a new glasses wearing dude, I gotta ask how they worked over glasses? Hope they turn up, or at least bring the thief 7 years of poison oak or something.

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    3. sad thing is dog, the piece of shite who nicked them probably just did it in a moment of drunken 'fun', no idea of what they mean to you, his stupid mate just making the best of a photo-op so they could post it on their facebook page to show their friends what a great time they were having wearing a pair of goggles, have a look around the hedges around your mate's gaff, going by past experience they've just cast them aside after their few minute's of 'fun'....

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  2. Larry, they wouldn't work over specs unfortunately but there's a French brand [Aviator or something like it] that do a really cool pair that go over specs and as you and Lovey suggest I'll be going back to have a squiz up and down the street later on . . . have a Happy New Year Hairman, catch ya in 2013, best wishes, Whitey.

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