Friday 14 December 2012

THE MODELS - "LOCAL &/OR GENERAL" (1981) . . . . TOTAL MOTHERFUCKER OF A DAY . . . . CRASHED THE CAR WITH MY DAUGHTER ON BOARD . . . . SCREWED IN THE ARSE BY A JACKOFF ACCOUNT THAT'S BEEN MORE TROUBLE THAN THEIR PATHETIC SOULS ARE EVER WORTH . . . . BURNT MY FUCKING LEG ON THE PIPE OF THE PURPLE PENIS . . . . SOMETIMES A BAD DAY GOES ON FOREVER . . . . FUCK IT, TIME FOR BED !!

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  1. They can't eat you mate, and they can't take away your birthday!! Glad you and the princess are ok!!! Live well and fight another day. Cheers!

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    1. Thanks Wes, indeedly, all a matter of perspective, new day, new life, thanks man, appreciated.

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  2. mate, sound's like a total pisser, hope you and the young lady are ok? don't let the 'bad account' worry you, [i'm looking at oz for next year, seriously], give us the address and i'll let the little glaswegian hen sort them out, headbutt's all round, we can sit in the car drinking beer, laughing and make like getaway driver's! oh yeah, until you run hi-level supertrapps on the skirster you don't know what a leg-burn is! love 'ya muckerman, the timster x.

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    1. Lovey, that would be splendid, they have a new Batman exhibit at Movieworld too, the prang was totally my doing mate, first time ever actually that it wasn't the other guys lunacy . . . as for highside Supertrapps . . . fuck off idiot boy, you can keep those things !!! Big love back at ya Macchi Man. XX

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  3. 'tis better to have burned ones leg on his bike and wrecked his car than to have wrecked his bike.
    Hope the kid's doing well.

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    1. Yes mate, the bub's fine, my ego is better and it's a new day, and, as your sage like wisdom stated, the bike is A1 . . . cheers Hermit, diggin the blog.

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  4. Saw this post earlier today on the lil phone device which is worthless for posting comments...glad to see all involved are O.K. Keep on truckin'. 'Pete' (by the way the little black fellow in the sidecar is Pete....but you can call me Pete any time you like....Dawg.)

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    1. Thanks Laz/Pete . . . I'm so confused . . . I thought that Larry may have been your pseudonym, glad you sorted that for me Pete, I mean Larry.

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