Sunday 13 January 2013

"I LOVE A SUNBURNT COUNTRY" . . . . FORGET THE SUNBURNT SHIT, THE ENTIRE BLOODY COUNTRY IS SEEMINGLY ON FIRE, ALMOST FROM EAST TO WEST . . . . I FEEL GUILTY BITCHIN ABOUT THE HEAT WHEN OTHERS ARE LOSING EVERYTHING THEY OWN FURTHER SOUTH . . . . BUT FUCK . . . . IT'S HOT AS SATAN'S ARSEHOLE, AT FIVE THIS ARVO I FELT COOL FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL DAY . . . . ALAS, ONLY TEMPORARY.

STOPPED BY THE RIVER AT FINGAL AFTER A NINETY MINUTE JAUNT THROUGH THE DAPPLED LIGHT OF THE HINTERLAND SEMI-NOTOPHYL RAINFOREST, AT LEAST THERE WAS A COOLING SEA BREEZE, BUT THE AIR WAS STILL STICKY WITH BRACKISH SEA SPRAY AND FLYING SAND . . . . A QUICK SMOKE, A PISS, A COUPLE OF SHOTS FOR THE BLOG AND BACK ON THE PURPLE PENIS HEADIN HOME TO MAKE DINNER FOR MY DEAR OLD MA AND ME, FELT GOOD TO GET AWAY BUT NOT REALLY FULFILLING, MUST BE THE WEATHER I SUPPOSE . . . . I GOT A SWELLING ITCHY BRAIN, SWELLING ITCHY BRAIN.
LOOKING ACROSS THE RIVER AT THE LEGENDARY 'BIG GOLF BALL' . . . . SERIOUSLY.
WESTWARD HO, THE NEW BRIDGE AND THE FURNACE OF AN INLAND HELL
IF YOU MAGNIFY THE PHOTO YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT THE CITY IN THE HEAT HAZE
MAYBE DITCHING THE BARS ON THE PENIS, SICK OF CLIPPING MIRRORS WHILE SPLITTIN LANES

7 comments:

  1. Been seeing news accounts about the fires, and wondered if you were in an affected area. That's a nice looking river. Looks like the Sacramento river running through my town. Does it dump out into the ocean?

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  2. Yes buddy, straight into the old Pacific Ocean, only about a kilometre from where the shot was taken . . . we're not affected, yet, and hopefully won't be other than by the heat but if one starts she'll be huge, stacks of growth from the last three wet summers all through the mountains behind the Gold Coast and we haven't any fires for nearly a decade so well overdue and you know how old Mama Nature works.

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  3. The hole planet earth is gone within a decade yippy fucking daaa!!!,ain,t it strange being a hater.

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    1. Goose, I know a heart of gold beats beneath that armoured shell of pure hate . . . ha !!

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  4. It's a Jungle out here :P
    Nice whitelines for a psycho....keep your bushfire plan close, its getting hotter.

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    1. Ha, every psycho deserves a whiteline . . . and yeah, the heat is on, 46 in Sydney town today, ferk !!!

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  5. Hook up some skinny bars and run um' like we do in L.A. ... Yeah.

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