Tuesday 29 January 2013

JACKASS . . . . OH BAM, YOU'RE SO HARDCORE AND SUCH A ONE OFF ORIGINAL GENIUS . . . . WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT OF TRASHING HOTEL ROOMS, AWESOME MAN, THAT SHIT IS JUST PLAIN EDGY, DUDE, YOU'RE A LEGEND . . . . GO AND BUY YOURSELF SOME CLASS . . . . BETTER HURRY BEFORE YOU BECOME THE FAT, CORPULENT TURD YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE . . . . YOU SHALLOW, POPSTAR FUCK . . . . GET A LIFE !!!

FILE UNDER, "FRESHER THAN LAST WEEKS NEWSPAPER" OR "KEITH MOON DID IT FIFTY YEARS AGO"

8 comments:

  1. I'm proud to say that I don't even know who that is.

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    1. You haven't missed anything mate, Dave will fill you in.

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  2. Do you even ride a bike, Captain Australia? Or do you just like to show off your well studied Wikipedia knowledge of bikes? You seem glued to every MC related blogspot comment box there is. Get a life.

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    1. "Well studied Wikipedia knowledge" . . . if I was going to 'study' anything it certainly wouldn't be via fucking Wikipedia . . . you know nothing of my life nor what I've done with it, for what it's worth, I own three bikes, have ridden on the road for nearly thirty years legally, I have owned and operated a specialist bike shop, some of my mates include an ex five time 500cc GP world champion, I follow the blogs I do because this shit is inextricably part of my life, I comment as I see fit and frequently ask questions about so much shit I don't know, I do this in the car between work calls, or if I'm on my bike between calls, wherever it may be, all thanks to the wonders of modern technology . . . "Captain Australia", I don't think so, just a bike nutter . . . I have accumulated more knowledge about bikes generally just by having loved them and been around them for forty plus of my fifty one years than you likely could if you sat down and 'studied' for the next decade . . . and Bam is a total fuckwit. Thanks for your interest.

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    2. One of my regulars has just informed me you're name belongs to an Anime character, who needs to find themselves a life Mr Geist . . . come out from the anonymity of a hidden profile and put yourself 'out there' warts and all.

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    3. well, there you go whitey, another faceless cunt who hides behind their keyboard, giving it large and chipping in, he's probably another tosser who's jumped on the bandwagon and just discovered bikes are suddenly 'trending', a word of advice for you mister geist, just fuck off and wait for the next bandwagon to come along, you are obviously out of your depth here, this is a way of life for people like us, we don't hide behind a private profile, we put out our thought's and opinion's and experiences out there for everyone to see and to tell you the truth, we really don't give a fuck if anyone likes it or not, like the 'pistol's said, 'we mean it maaaannn!' bam is a cunt, get over it, if i had his money i'd be spending it on part's for my bike, not paying compensation to a hotel chain.....

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    4. Cheers old mucker, remember the old chestnut along the lines of 'the least said is the easiest mended' . . . that shit is only pertinent if you get all softcock and want to reverse out of what your heart told you to say originally, fuck that mate, warts and all brotherman, ta muchly Lovey, muchly appreciated.

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