WELL, YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA NEED A PAIR OF THESE . . . . SO LITTLE TIME, SO MUCH TO COPY.
NONE OF THIS IS 'YOURS' . . . . SORRY JOHNNY . . . . YOU'RE NOT AN ORIGINAL
Thursday, 24 January 2013
SO, YOU'VE GOT YOUR PERIOD DENIM, YOU'VE GOT THE OLD FLANNEL WITH THE PERFECTLY PLACED RIP . . . . THE BEARD'S DEVELOPING SOME SERIOUS BODY TO IT AND THE HAIR ALWAYS HAS THE 'JUST SO' GREASY SHEEN . . . . THE INK IS LOOKING FUCKING 'GNAR' AND COULD'VE BEEN THERE FOR, OH, MONTHS . . . . AND YOU'VE GOT THE 'SWEETEST' CHOP SINCE . . . . ALL THE OTHERS THAT CAME BEFORE IT.
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Death to hipsters, those skinny jeans gotta pinch the balls while in the saddle.
ReplyDeleteGot pulled over in a Mustang full of guys by the local Sheriff in the '70's. The driver was wearing some of the first expensive multi-colored leather running shoes I'd ever seen. We bout died laughing, when after the cop shined his big maglite on Grant's feet, and in a very serious tone said, "O.K. kid.....where did you steal the bowling shoes?".
ReplyDeleteHa hah! You nailed it! Japanese selvedge denim jeans, Vans, Eat Dust cutoff, limited edition designer t-shirt or hipster event shirt, genuine Pendleton plaid shirt, genuine 1940s deck jacket, original pisspot or fullface lid with custom paintjob and liner, bushy beard, greasy hair... Just add chopped Sportster or vintage H-D. Oh, and a skateboard, can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, scratched tattoos done by a mate, 1950's-style girlfriend...
ReplyDeleteDeath to Hipsters!
what's a matter with you old guy's? you think you invented style? so what if we wear overpriced original denim, spunk loads of disposable money on genuine bates products and are getting tattooed, [whatsamattababy think it might hurt?] we are cool and you are just OLD, get over it!!![ got to go, going to watch 'choppertown' again.....
ReplyDeleteDamn!!! I need a pair of those!
ReplyDeleteDean
I can see it now mate . . . The Black Pendletons, or The Flannel Tibetans . . . too funny mate.
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