"SPLITT DECISION" - CLIFFORD HOAD'S HOMAGE TO 60's SHOW CAR EXCESS . . . . FASTIDIOUSLY PUT TOGETHER BY THIS LOOSE UNIT NUTTER OVER THE LAST TWENTY YEARS . . . . SENSORY OVERLOAD OF THE T-BUCKET KIND, 440 UP FRONT, SOILED TROUSERS IN THE BACK . . . . LUCKY CLIFFY WAS MAD BEFORE HE STARTED THE THING . . . . IT'S A HAIR'S BREADTH BETWEEN LUNACY AND GENIUS . . . . YOU GUESS.

THAT'S CLIFFORIS IN THE RICHARD PETTY TEN GALLON HAT, YOUNG ZEN IN THE MIDDLE AND THE LOVELY LISA ON THE OTHER SIDE, THEY ARE ENJOYING THE LONG WAITED FOR DELIGHTS OF THE EPIC BUILD THAT "SPLITT DECISION" HAS BEEN . . . . CLIFF IS ONE OF THE WORLD'S ARCH LOONIE PERFECTIONISTAS, HE IS SIMPLY NOT CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING HALF-ARSED, DRUMMING IN 'KINGS OF THE SUN', SLIPPING INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FLAMBOYANT, MAKING HIS OWN DRUMS, COLLECTING THE OCCASIONAL 'HOT WHEELS CAR' . . . . OR VIRTUALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY FABBING UP HIS OWN UNIQUE VISION OF A CLASSIC HOT ROD. SO MUCH OF THE SPLITTER WAS PUT TOGETHER BY THIS FREAK GENIUS RECLUSE, ALL THE IDEAS WERE HIS ALONE, IF YOU KNOW THE MAN, NO SURPRISES THERE FOLKS . . . . TAKE YOUR TIME AND CHECK OUT THE DETAIL IN THIS TOTALLY TRICKED T-BUCKET, ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER WILL GRAB YOU BY YOUR EYEBALLS BEFORE LEADING YOU ONTO THE NEXT, FUCKING REMARKABLE . . . . CLIFFORIS, LOVE YOU MATE AND SO STOKED IT'S DONE . . . . WELL, EXCEPT THE PLUG LEADS IN THE DIZZY . . . . TE HE HE !!!!