TENPOLE TUDOR "SWORDS OF A THOUSAND MEN" . . . . IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE PUNK REVOLUTION OF '76/'77 THE AIR WAS DANK WITH SERIOUS AND UPTIGHT PRATS BRINGING GLOOM AND DOOM TO EARDRUMS ALL OVER THE PLANET . . . . THANK FUCK FOR THE LIKES OF EDWARD TUDORPOLE AND HIS MADCAP ACCOMPLICES . . . . ROCKERS AND BIKERS MEET MEDIEVAL MADNESS, BREAK OUT YOUR CHAINED MALE !!

HUMOUR AND TAKING THE PISS WAS SO THIN ON THE GROUND AMONG THE PRETENSION AND POSTURING OF MUCH OF THE POST PUNK BRIGADE IT QUICKLY BECAME PLAINLY DULL IN MANY INSTANCES . . . . DO SOME RESEARCH, CHECK YOUR HISTORY, CREW LIKE EDWARD TUDORPOLE KEPT THINGS A LITTLE BIT LIGHT IN THE MODE OF CLASSIC POMMY HUMOUR, TAKING THE PISS, TAKING THE COMIC ANGLE IN A WORLD FULL OF INTENSITY OVERLOAD . . . . WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE DAMNED, THE RAMONES AND THE DICKIES, WE WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN A SEA OF ANGST !!!