Wednesday, 27 March 2013
BLATANTLY RIPPED FROM COC, SORRY JEFF, COULDN'T HELP MYSELF . . . . BEEN DROOLING AND DRIBBLING OVER THIS SINCE THE PRIEST POSTED IT TWO WEEKS AGO . . . . YET ANOTHER PIECE OF PERFECTION FROM THE LAND OF THE RIDING SUN . . . . OUTRAGEOUSLY PRACTICAL AND PURPOSEFUL IN EVERY RESPECT . . . . SOOOOOO FUCKING TOUGH AND SOOOOOO FREAKIN COOL, THIS IS PURE UNADULTERATED BIKE PORN . . . . SO, SPORTSTERS ARE CHICK'S RIDES ??
TAKEN FROM THE "GIRLS BIKES RULE" FILES . . . . STANCE, STYLE AND CLASS . . . . I'D LIKELY KILL FOR THIS THING . . . . WELL, AT LEAST YELL QUITE LOUDLY AND STAMP MY LITTLE FEET.
Take a decent look at this bloody Banzai 'Bombshell' and tell me about the girly bits, the shit you'd change, stuff you'd like to put on . . . . yep, thought so, not one single thing, this thing is stone cold perfect, every compact, coiled-ready-to-pounce inch of it, from the ultra sticky rubber to the thumb in a bum seat position, the dude who put this projectile together has his shit wired tight as a piccolo snare drum . . . . Jerry Branch come-fuck-me heads, titty pipes, picks big enough to pull up a B double, no bullshit, function only rear shocks and likely the same race ready front end, the carburetion thirsty enough to drain the tank within two city blocks and fuck knows what internals . . . . built for one thing and one thing only, wick the bastard up and get on it . . . . this boys and girls, is a fucking motorcycle.
THANKS TO MR WRIGHT AT COC FOR THE REVELATION AND ENLIGHTENMENT