Saturday 13 July 2013

THIS IS EMBLEMATIC OF MY RANT ABOUT THE STREET TRACKER PHENOMENA OF THE OTHER DAY . . . . I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU PULLING MY DICK . . . . A DECENTLY COMPOSED PHOTO DOESN'T CONSTITUTE A GOOD, USABLE BIKE AND THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS . . . . YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH MONEY TO CART THIS JOKE TO THE DUMP . . . . SILLIER THAN A HATFULL OF ARSEHOLES AND EQUALLY AS USELESS . . . . STREET WANKER MORE LIKELY.

ANOTHER ONE FROM THE "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD" FILES.

PHOTO COURTESY OF EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE 'ART' PHOTO BLOG, 'LE CONTAINER' . . . . SORRY, BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT . . . . UNLESS YOU'RE A HIPSTER CIRCUS MONKEY WITH NO BUM . . . . I DON'T MAKE A HABIT OF HATING ON OTHER GUYS BIKES ON MY BLOG BUT THIS KIND OF TWO WHEELED TRAVESTY HAS TO STOP . . . . I SUSPECT THAT THE BUILDER IS JUST EVER-SO SLIGHTLY WIDE OF THE MARK WHEN IT COMES TO THE STREET TRACKER CONCEPT . . . . OR EVEN THE CAFE/TRACKER VERSION.
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3 comments:

  1. loveless13 July 2013 at 05:11

    emperor's new clothes mr william's? your right as usual, it's fucking horrible, not only that it's a poxy chicken chaser two-stroke and you know what i think about them! love you mucker.

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  2. Hairy Larry13 July 2013 at 08:56

    Kind of an 'odd bodkin'...part of his bod will be a bit shredded if he slips off that 'seat'...kind of ugly and ungainly to say the least...this might even be a bike Malcolm Smith might have a hard time likeing.

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  3. Wes13 July 2013 at 21:41

    Tell us Mr. Williams, how do you really feel?!? Lol! I'm with you brutha! But alas, there's an arse for every seat, and a seat for every arse!!!

    P.S. Death to hipster circus monkeys with no bum....

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