Tuesday 13 August 2013

THE COCKPIT OF "WINESHIP FOCUS", BELLS, WHISTLES, BLUE TEETH, IDIOT ROBOT VOICES AND PRETTY LIGHTS, BUT MOSTLY, IT DOESN'T LEAK AND HAS AIRCON . . . . AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY '65 VALIANT, AS I DID THE FAIRLANE, THE F-TRUCK AND THE GTR BEFORE IT, AS A REP ON THE ROAD, HAVING A COMPLETELY RELIABLE, NON FOIBLE AFFECTED MOTORCAR IS ALWAYS A REAL TREAT . . . . NOT FLASH BUT ALL I NEED TO DO THE JOB . . . . BUT IT'S GOT NO SOUL !!!!

It goes first time, every time, quiet, efficient, comfortable, well equipped, brilliant handling, looks, well, it looks like every other small modern car, it's 'cute', spacey, aerodynamic, low to the ground, nineteen inch wheels, what else do you need in a car . . . . what about a modicum of soul ??? Not a fucking chance mate, soul is no longer part of the plan, you want something with soul and feeling, don't ever buy anything new.

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  1. Someone put the steering wheel on the wrong side!!

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    1. It's all arse about over here mate . . . ha !!!

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  2. possibly play something very loud through the blueteef. With the right music all you need is a loud stereo, and a cars one of the best places for that. try "no pussy blues" by Grinderman, or "wires" by Red Fang, makes all the difference.

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    1. Now that is 'sound' advice Jan, funny you say that as on the weekend had Grinderman in the stereo, cheers mate.

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