BEEN HAVING A SPOT OF BOTHER WITH A FEW OF THE 1%ER CLUBS AROUND TOWN LATELY, THE BOYS ARE RUNNING IT WELL INTO THE RED ZONE . . . . JOHN Q LAW IS A TAD PERTURBED AND HAS RUSTLED UP A POSSE OF REINFORCEMENTS TO ESTABLISH LAW AND ORDER ON THE STREETS . . . . BUT LOOK OUT FOLKS, THERE'S A NEW OUTFIT IN TOWN AND THESE DUDES DON'T FUCK AROUND, 'SONS OF MUMFORD' M.C . . . . 0.05%ERS, TOUGHER THAN S.O.A !!!

ON THE SUBJECT OF THE 'REAL DEAL' LADS, WE MUST HAVE WAY MORE THAN THE NATIONAL PER CAPITA AVERAGE OF OMC's AROUND THESE PARTS, SOMEWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF FIFTEEN CLUBS ALL VYING FOR SUPREMACY AND THE USUAL TURF WAR CAPER . . . . GETTING A WEE BIT HEAVY IN FACT, HOWEVER, AS IS USUALLY THE CASE, THE MEDIA IS GOING INTO A MASTURBATORY FRENZY, WHIPPING THE PUBLIC INTO A STATE OF MASS FREAK OUT AS WE'RE SURELY ONLY MOMENTS FROM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL OVERTHROW OF THEIR BELOVED SYSTEM OF EN MASSE SOCIAL ANESTHESIA . . . .