Sunday, 15 September 2013

MIKEEYRAT AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A DETESTATION FOR GUYS OUT HERE STICKING CHEVY BADGES ON HOLDEN 'COMMODORES' . . . . THE COMMODORE'S AN AUSSIE PRODUCED COPY OF AN OPEL THAT HAS ACHIEVED CULT STATUS AMONG THE BRAIN DEAD BOGAN BRIGADE OVER THE LAST THIRTY ODD YEARS . . . . THESE DAYS THEY COME EQUIPPED WITH A CHEV V8 BUT EVEN BEFORE THIS GUYS WERE NAILING BOWTIES TO THEIR GRILLS . . . . BLOODY DICKHEADS !!!

"MIKEEY'S WINDOW STICKER SAYS IT ALL - CHEVY BADGES ON COMMODORES MAKE BABY JESUS CRY".

What I'm talkin about here is the in the same league as deciding to put a 'Cuda badge on a Valiant just because you stuck a 360 in it or deciding to whack a Super Glide badge on your skirtster because you've got a narrowglide front end, even though you're running the latest Bowtie donk at the pointy end of your current model Commodore SS doesn't make the fucking thing a Chevrolet, it's a friggin Holden, nothing more and arguably, a little less . . . . it's a tad similar to some crew who have dedicated the last few years of their life to getting all the correct 'tough stickers' on their bodies, wearing the decreed clothing, riding the accepted type of chop and thereby thinking they are now one of the founding fathers of the counter-cultural bike movement, wrong, just like Joey Bogan with his '86 model Commodore and it's non Chevy powerplant, just because you've gone and stuck the pretty badge on the grill, doesn't mean that it's now a Chev . . . capiche ???

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  1. Until now, I was unaware of this shameful practice.

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    1. I'm sure you could pinpoint your own Stateside equivalent mate . . . things are what they is, be real about it I guess is our collective premise Herm.

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  2. guilty secret time, [don't tell anyone else dog, this is just between me and you and i don't want this to get out on the 'tinterweb] i actually quite like the commodores, 'machine gun' is a classic track, 'brickhouse' is a brilliant, big slab of funk too, i know lionel went off the rails a tad and recordered some toss solo stuff, i mean 'hello' barfarama and the shit 'dancing on the ceiling', but, you can't knock his work with the commodores especially the motown stuff, oh, not that commodores,its a car? oh fuck, just delete this for me mate.......

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    1. It's both Timmy, feel free to go off topic anytime . . . I'm feeling it brotherman Loveymucker . . . somewhere toward the end of his time with the Commodores he had the black/soul/funk thing sucked outta him . . .

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  3. If Hitler and Judge Judy are not liking it..it must be wrong...

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    1. Indeed mate, can't be any more emphatic.

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  4. Wooosa, wooosa, just let it all out, cool wet grass, cool wet grass.

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    1. Jan, what a classic, still trying to crack the code, leave it with me . . . so Stinkyfives hey . . . why didn't you say something, just been having a perve, it's fantastic, thanks for putting WLP up on your page, why don't you put your moniker up on my discerning psychotics board and scam some traffic, fully deserving . . . finally, how the fuck can one keep up to speed with your goings on when you haven't got a bloody followers thingy up !!! Get it sorted so I can put you on my fave sites list !!!

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    2. Jan, what a classic, still trying to crack the code, leave it with me . . . so Stinkyfives hey . . . why didn't you say something, just been having a perve, it's fantastic, thanks for putting WLP up on your page, why don't you put your moniker up on my discerning psychotics board and scam some traffic, fully deserving . . . finally, how the fuck can one keep up to speed with your goings on when you haven't got a bloody followers thingy up !!! Get it sorted so I can put you on my fave sites list !!!

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    3. Glad you like it Whitey, the bloody followers thingy, I'm working on it.

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