A COUPLE OF HUNDRED LEISURELY KLMS ON THE SCOOT THIS ARVO . . . . I LEFT THE TURGID MIASMA OF THE GOLDY AND THE V8 SUPERCARS CIRCUS BEHIND ME . . . . YOU KNOW, FOR A SMALL TRACTOR, THE SKIRTSTER HANDLES NOT THREE BAD . . . . NOT UNLIKE A MOTORCYCLE !

Tales from the saddle of the Purple Penis . . . . great to get the fuck away from the Goldy for an entire arvo . . . . out via Nerang, up through the scenic beauty of the Numinbah Valley, across the border into New South Wales, then down in behind Murwillumbah . . . . even the lads on their crotch rockets were keeping to their side of the double whites . . . . and the skirtster was running like a scalded goat !!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A BLUE SKY . . . . SORRY ABOUT THE CLOUDS RUINING THINGS

TIP TOP OF MY WORLD . . . . DOWN ON THE BORDER . . . . BIKE RIDERS LOVE THESE ROADS

ONCE AGAIN AT THE TUMBULGUM PUB . . . . NO YUPPIES, NO SHINY SHIT . . . . GOOD FOLK

THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES . . . . ALL FOOD GROUPS REPRESENTED . . . . AFTERNOON DELIGHT