RED FANG "PREHISTORIC DOG" . . . . THE BEST THING ABOUT 'RED FANG' OTHER THAN THEIR TUNES . . . . THEY HAVE A KILLER SENSE OF HUMOUR AND ENJOY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THEMSELVES . . . . WHICH IS SO MUCH MORE THAN CAN BE SAID FOR MANY OF THE PENDLETON CLAD, RED WING SHOD, PBR SIPPIN, TOO COOL TO FOOL BOYS . . . . SUPPOSE I JUST NEVER REALISED YOU GUYS ACTUALLY 'OWNED' THE RIGHTS . . . . SHIT, WHAT WAS I THINKIN !!!

FUNNY THING WAS, LOOKING AT THE CLIP ON RAGE JUST NOW, THE DUDES GETTING ALL FROCKED UP IN THE MEDIEVAL ARMOUR MADE OF BEER CANS ARE IN MANY WAYS A DECENT IMPRESSION OF ALL THOSE ENSURING THAT EVERY TIME THEY WALK OUT THE DOOR THEY'VE SPENT THE COMMENSURATE TIME IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR TWEEKING THE 'LOOK' TO GET IT JUST SO . . . . FOR THAT AWESOMELY AUTHENTIC, PERIOD CORRECT, CERTIFIED GENU-WINE, PERFECT PATINA "I'M A BIKER" AURA . . . . YEAH, RIGHT ON BRO-DUDE-MAN . . . . BUT THAT'S KEEPIN IT REAL AND, OF COURSE, SHOWING CLASS. 

SEE, THE THING IS, I DON'T SO MUCH MIND THE 'LOOK', IF THAT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE, IT'S JUST THE ABSENCE OF HUMILITY AND HOW YOU TAKE YOURSELVES SO SERIOUSLY THAT GETS UP MY NOSE . . . .