SERIOUSLY FUNNY SHIT . . . . AT THE TENDER AGE OF FIFTY TWO I JUST FIND OUT THAT PURPLE, MY FAVOURITE COLOUR, IS SYMBOLIC OF THE GAY WORLD . . . . WELL, IF IT GETS UP THE NOSE OF ALL THE REDNECK, HATE FILLED, HOMOPHOBIC NEEDLEDICKS OUT THERE IT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD THING . . . . SEXUAL FRUSTRATION I'D HEARD OF, NOT THE QUEER LINK . . . . THE PURPLE PENIS TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION . . . . C'MON GUYS, LET'S RIDE . . . . GIDDY UP !!!!

AND UP UNTIL A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO I USED TO WEAR PURPLE NAIL POLISH ON MY THUMB . . . . I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A BIT OF OVERKILL WITH THE AMETHYST RING . . . . HA, SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS !!!