LOVE THIS SHOT OF 'THE WHITE EARED ELEPHANT' AND 'THE PURPLE PENIS' . . . . PAUL BLAKEY HAS OWNED THE FLAB BOY FOR FIFTEEN YEARS, A STELLAR EXAMPLE OF THE BREED . . . HE'S ALSO BEEN A LONG TIME FASCILITATOR AND ACTIVIST IN HAVING ME OWN AND MOUNT THE MILWAUKEE MARVEL . . . . PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF PB . . . . BASTARD, YOU FUCKED MY SHIT UP !!!

I'm one of those blokes who likes to give stupid nicknames, often with sexual connotations, to just about anything, not sure why, maybe it's the whole penis substitute thing or the phallic symbol caper with cars and bikes, I just like to, that's what's important here . . . . for those unsure of why I have christened PB's 'Flab Boy' the White Eared Elephant, here's the dealio. In my long list of dick tricks and puppetry of the penis the 'White Eared Elephant' is achieved by following this simple plan . . . . when wearing jeans, one undoes one's fly, placing one's member outside the open fly, then, turning ones left and right pockets inside-out, the visual effect of the schlong combined with the elephant ear-like appearance of the pockets either side is known as the White Eared Elephant . . . . ya dig ???