Friday, 15 November 2013

THREE YEARS AGO, PRIOR TO 'THE PURPLE PENIS' IT WAS 'THE ORANGE KNOB' . . . . THE SONS OF MUMFORD M.C .05%er ORIGINAL MEMBER, SCARIN UP THE PUBLIC . . . . I'M SUPER FIERCE !!!

DIDN'T MIND THE LOOK OF THE THING AT THIS POINT BUT KNEW WHERE I WAS GOING WITH IT, THE FORK LEGS AND FORK BRACE WOULD LOSE THE BLACK, THE RIMS WERE TO BE REPLACED WITH CHROME FOR LACK OF AVAILABLE ALLOYS, SHITTY CHROME SPOKES MADE WAY FOR S/S, THE SPEED MERCHANT DERBY COVER WAS ON IT'S WAY, REAR SHOCKS WERE ALREADY NEARLY FUCKED AND READY TO SCRAP AND FIT THE FULL COVER PROGRESSIVES, AS WERE THE SPONGY, DOUGHY, FRONT SPRINGS, THE POWER COMMANDER UNIT WAS YET TO BE INSTALLED . . . . I GOT SO PISSED AT RUNNING OUTTA GUZZALINE AT 150 KLMS OF TRAVEL SO THE 2.1 GALLON SPORTY TANK MADE WAY FOR THE TOTALLY EFFECTIVE 4.5 GALLON 'CUSTOM' JIGGER, NOW 400 KLMS ON A TANK AT 120 KPH . . . . ENTER 'THE PURPLE PENIS', A MODIFIED, STOCK BIKE WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SOUL.

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