YEAH, IT'S ALL GLITTERY AND SHINY AND PRETTY AND IT'S WEARING A SPRINGER FRONT END WHICH I GENERALLY DON'T DIG . . . . NONETHELESS, IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING COOL . . . . EVEN THE APES BEING AT COUNTERPOINT WITH THE FORKS DOESN'T PHASE ME A BIT . . . . YEP, YOU COULD PARK THIS IN MY GARAGE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE . . . . SPORTYLICIOUSNESS !!!

I love the slab sporty motor look as well, sitting sleekly and snugly in place and the oil tank filling the void with aplomb, the pipes suit it perfectly too, following the lines of the frame all the way to the axle plates, sissy bar is definitely not for sissies, the narrowed springer does the business up front, the bars even work despite not running in line with the forks and the flamed flake is nothing short of 100% killer . . . . the more time I spend eyeballing chops while waiting for the Haifley hardtail to appear, the more I'm digging stuff that I'd previously never been that moved by . . . . I can even see myself running a Deathmaster at the pointy end and some double whitewall cross-ply ice skate on the rear, fuck me, what's happening in my head ???