THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT . . . . THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, THINGS YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND . . . . THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T UNDERSTAND . . . . YOU DON'T WANNA GET MIXED UP WITH A GUY LIKE ME, I'M A LONER, A REBEL, SO LONG . . . . I'M OFF TO BUY SOME SELVEDGE DENIM AND PERIOD CORRECT UNDIES.

Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers . . . . nobody hipped me to that, dude . . . . man, that's too funny . . . . it's exactly the same here in Blogland . . . . only around these parts, we call 'em Satan's Supercool Elite.