"DENHAM PSYCHO" - EXPLICIT REMAKE . . . . THIS CRACKING PARODY SAYS IT ALL FOR ME REGARDING A SCENE I DETEST . . . . THE INNER SANCTUM DENIM WANKER HIPSTER BEARDO INKSTER SET, THE SAMURAI OF SUPERFICIALDOM . . . . THERE ARE COOL GUYS OUT THERE WHO ARE 'INFLUENCED' BY CLASSIC BIKER DRESS . . . . THEN THERE IS THIS CONTRIVED BULLSHIT !!!

FILE THIS UNDER "IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH HAVING A BEARD . . . .  BUT IF THIS BEARD FITS, WEAR IT."

I guess I'm just a hateful cunt deep down, when it comes to blokes who spend the amount of time staring at themselves in a mirror that must be necessary to cultivate the image portrayed in this glorious pisstake, you are doomed to be seriously fucking shallow for eternity in my not so humble estimations . . . . handing over eight hundred bucks for Japanese selvedge quality, 'worn in' denim doesn't make you cool, it makes you no better than the other yuppie, HOG member cocksmokers you put shit on, getting all the 'hardcore' neck ink just below your lumberjack density beard doesn't make you legit, you simply become a legit wanker . . . . even riding the way cool chopper/bobber/flobber won't get you any respect in my bitter, twisted, fucked up heart, it's a put on, a phony, a fake, it's a sleight of hand, you're not real, you're not cool and I don't have to take you and your clever pretender buddies seriously for one minute . . . . like I already mentioned, there's dudes out there who have been doing this all their adult life, or those who came to it honestly and openly and have organically and without pretension grown into a beard and ink, they deserve and get my respect, you on the other hand, get nothing more than my shittiest derision and most scornful contempt . . . . so go and drink your fucking civet dung infused coffee then piss off like a good little boy, you pathetic poser fuckwit.