BEING A CHAP WHO'S BEEN GIFTED WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS . . . . SIZE DOES MATTER, MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS STYLE, BUT IT MATTERS . . . . AS MUCH AS I'VE ENJOYED THE VISUAL APPEAL OF THE BCM AIR-CLEANER, IT'S SMALL DIAMETER HAS BUGGED ME FOR A WHILE . . . . I TRIED TO SUPPRESS IT BUT COULDN'T RESIST ANY LONGER . . . . BRING ON THE GOODSON 7 RIBBED JIGGER

ANY CHICK WHO SAYS A SMALL DICK IS AS GOOD AS A BIG ONE IS LYING THROUGH HER TEETH . . . . BUT THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME COMPLETELY.

Yep, I've got to admit that in this case, I got it wrong, less, only very occasionally, does not always equal more and sometimes it's all about size. After a long time thinking and stewing on what has amounted to my mistaken vision, the small diameter of the BCM unit just doesn't suit the overall nature of the Purple Penis, and it's been bugging the shit out of me as to what I was going to replace it with to rectify the problem . . . . enter the Dennis Goodson 7 ribbed, hand cast, hand finished unit. It's the right size, it's simple and clean but with the aesthetically pleasing and fully functional ribs that also just happen to match pretty closely the SM derby cover I'm running, it'll be done in the satin body with raw finish fins . . . . fucking perfect, watch this space skirtster fans.

Obviously the photo of the shovelhead is for the purposes of approximate size indications . . . .