I'M NOT BIG ON BABYING AND MOLLYCODDLING MY BIKES OR CARS . . . . THRASHING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM IS CLOSER TO THE MARK . . . . NO ISSUES WITH SCRAPES, DINGS, WEAR MARKS, TARNISHING OR DISCOLOURATION . . . . BUT THIS WAS TOO FAR, EVEN BY MY STANDARDS !!!

After the skirtster started growing barnacles on the rocker boxes and some form of alloy eating lichen on the fork legs it was time for a bit of elbow grease to put things to rights . . . . awreet, time to hit the hay, five a.m start in four hours time, the Purple Penis glistens in anticipation of being ridden and ridden hard . . . . giddy up motherfucker !!!