Monday 24 February 2014

IT'S NOT THE BEARD THING THAT GETS ME, I WISH I COULD SPROUT ONE . . . . CALL IT BEARD ENVY . . . . BUT THIS GETS RIGHT UP MY FUCKING NOSE . . . . HIPSTERS POISON EVERYTHING

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALL ABOUT, AM I MISSING SOMETHING, DOES THERE HAVE TO BE A GANG OF BEARDED PEOPLE ROAMING THE COFFEE SHOPS AND BOUTIQUE BEER DRINKING ESTABLISHMENTS OF BRIS VEGAS, ARE THEY IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOA WORLD WIDE SYNDICATE OF COCKHEADS, ARE THEY PART OF AN INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HIRSUTE HAIR BEARS . . . . WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE . . . . HAVE A BEARD, HAVE TWO BEARDS, HAVE A WIFE WITH A BEARD, DO WHATEVER CRANKS YOUR HANDLE, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO START 'BEARD CLUB' TO VALIDATE YOUR CHOICE OF FACIAL FASHION, GET A BLOODY CLUE, YOU SILLY CUNTS. 

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha... it's true. And just because I said that, the bearded would cry bias. But wait, I had a beard, so does that make me a traitor or a turn coat? ha ha ha... I'll work this theory into a mathmatical equasion soon my friend.

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  2. I,ve shaved mine of in protest a few times but i look just fat without:-)

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