THE LIFE OF A TRADE REP, LOTS OF TIME ON THE ROAD AWAY FROM HOME . . . . SELLING VINO AND SPENDING HALF THE TIME IN TOP NOTCH EATERIES MAKES IT NOT TOO HARD TO HANDLE.

THREE DAYS ON THE ROAD AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT . . . . THE BIGGEST CASUALTY IS ALWAYS MY LIVER, GREAT SERVICE WITH A SMILE, ANNIE AT ST ELMO . . . . FLAME THROWERS, FIRE EATERS AND SWEDISH BACKPACKERS, APRES BOOZE CHILL OUT . . . . PACIFIC HOTEL YAMBA, POSSIBLY THE BEST LOCATED PUB IN THE COUNTRY . . . . MY LITTLE FRIEND ON THE STEERING WHEEL, SMALL WOMAN WHO LIVES IN THE DASH . . . . ALWAYS TAKE SOME BACKUP . . . . READY, AIM, FIRE.