GIDDY UP MOFOS, TWELVE MONTHS OF TOUGH TRADE, I'M BACK IN THE GAME . . . . SOLD A LAKE OF PREMIUM PISS THIS WEEK, CHUFFED BEYOND BELIEF . . . . THE SPEED MERCHANT SHIFT PEG TUNED UP IN THE MAIL, AND IT'S SIMPLY KILLER . . . . AND THIS WEEKEND MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER CRACKS THE BIG 5-O . . . . I'M TAKING TOMORROW OFF, YEE HA !!!

A SHOT OF THE GRAPES MY 'PARTNER' HAS BEEN TENDING IN N.Z . . . . READY TO CRUSH

WORE THE CUSTOM MODDED WATCH I DESIGNED LAST YEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME

TRAVELLING TASTING TOUR TOOLS OF THE TRADE . . . . EVERY ONE'S A WINNER BABY

SPEED MERCHANT EXCELLENCE YET AGAIN . . . . SIMPLY BRILLIANT, BRILLIANTLY SIMPLE

TURNED, TAPERED AND TUNNELLED . . . . SO LIGHT THAT IT ACTUALLY FLOATS

NICELY GNARLY KNURLING NIBBLES NADS . . . . NO VINTAGE BITS FOR A MODERN BIKE

POST SHOPPING EXPEDITION CARPARK AT DUSK . . . . I'M ALL LOST IN A SUPERMARKET