A BLOKE COULD GET WELL USED TO THIS NOT WORKING THING . . . . NOW, WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN . . . . OH FUCK IT, NO PREAMBLE NECESSARY, WE'RE FRIENDS, LET'S JUST ROLL THE PICS.

ANOTHER WEEK SLIPS BY LIKE SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE . . . . OUT AND ABOUT IN THE GODZONE ON THE PURPLE PENIS, LOTS OF RIDING . . . . TEZ MAKES ANOTHER KILLER AXE . . . . HELMETS, HEMLINES AND SO MUCH MORE . . . . I'M FULLY LOVING THIS UNEMPLOYMENT CAPER !!!

SWIRLING DERVISH . . . . ACCIDENTALLY OCCIDENTAL

 THE BIG BAR AND SHIELD IN THE SKY . . . . I'M ALL LOST IN A SUPERMARKET

 UNDER A BRIDGE AT SUNDOWN . . . . NOT A BOBBER BABY

 FRIDAY EVENING AT THE TABLE OF LOVE . . . . FEELING IRIE AND BLEARY

 TEZ AIN'T NO LUTHIER . . . . BUT GOD DAMN, HE MAKES AN AWESOME GUITAR

 GIMME HEADSTOCK BABY . . . . SUPER FINE METALFLAKE LES PAUL TWEEKER

 SUNSET SPECIAL AT CURRUMBIN . . . . THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS GORGEOUS

 FULLY FACED . . . . BIG NOSE, BIG HEAD ON A PURPLE PENIS

 TYRE SELECTION FOR PROJECT SHOVELLER . . . . EVEN LESS GRIP THAN AVON

 FLINSTONE VINTAGE RACING . . . . DO IT PROPERLY, SACRIFICE ALL PRETENSIONS OF GRIP

AND THEN THERE WAS A WEEKEND EXCURSION TO STEAK N KIDNEY . . . . I HADN'T BEEN TO SYDNEY TOWN FOR MORE THAN A DECADE . . . . PLANS FELL APART AT THE SEAMS WHEN THERE BUT IT WAS STILL A PHAT TIME . . . . BONDI, BLOODY GORGEOUS, STRAYA, FUCK YEAH !!!

2.00 A.M, CROSS-EYED AND PAINLESS . . . . SELF INDUCED SLEEP DEPRIVATION

 BOOTS, BAG AND COAT, THE ESSENTIALS . . . . PACK LIGHT, PARTY HARD

 IN FLIGHT READING MATERIAL . . . . ANNIE LEIBOWITZ, THE DROID SHE WAS LOOKING FOR

 THE GOLD COAST . . . . BEAUTIFUL ONE DAY, GONE THE NEXT

 BONDI BATHS, LOOKING NORTH FROM 'ICEBERGS' . . . . "I'LL HAVE MANY SCHOONERS PLEASE" 

 SURF BOATS, AUSSIE LEGENDS, 'CLUBBIES' AS WE CALL THEM . . . . SAVING LIVES DAILY

 BONDI IN PANORAMA JUST ON SUNSET . . . . GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

AS THE SUN SINKS SLOWLY IN THE WEST . . . . IT GETS REAL PURTY, OH YEAH

 BOOZY WALK HOME THROUGH THE SIDE STREETS . . . . BEWARE THE MEN OF NORTH

 HIPSTER STREET ART DONE WITH CLASS AND HUMOUR . . . . LOVE IT MUCH

 THE VIEW IN THE MORNING . . . . ART DECO, POST FEDERATION, POST GENTRIFICATION

 CAB RIDE TO SATURDAY NIGHT . . . . GOT DRUNK AND DIDN'T FALL OVER

HEY, I'M STILL ALIVE AND LIVING IT . . . . NOT MUCH GOIN ON OTHER THAN TOTAL SELFISH INDULGENCE . . . . A FEW SIGHTS FROM THE LAST FORTNIGHT YOU MAY ENJOY.

PINSTRIPING ON ROSCOE'S C10 BY THE YOUNG VON PATO . . . . KILLER KOLOUR KOMBO

 SAW THESE GREY NOMADS ON THE ROAD TO ANYWHERE IN THE UNIMOG, GO ANYFUCKINGWHERE

QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE DAY . . . . RODE FOR MILES AND MILES, AVOIDED ANY RAIN, TOOK IN SOME GREAT SCENERY . . . . AND BASICALLY ENJOYED THE SHIT OUT OF A DAY IN THE SADDLE.

MOTHER'S DAY, TREATED THE OLD DEAR TO NICE SMELLY STUFF, CLOTHES, FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES . . . . TWO DAYS AGO REPLACED THE BARNACLE ENCRUSTED MIRROR WITH AN OLD CHROME ITEM . . . . AND AFTER NINETY MINUTES CURSING AT A HEAT SEIZED BOLT AND FLAT NUT FIXED THE FLOPPING ABOUT BAFFLE IN THE FRONT PIPE . . . . NOW, IT'S PENIS TIME.

EVER SINCE THEIR RELEASE IN 1971 I'VE BEEN A MONSTER FAN OF THE SUPER GLIDE . . . . WILLIE G's PSYCHEDELIC DREAM MOSHEEN CAPTIVATED ME AS A TEN YEAR OLD AND IT STILL DOES NOW AS A BLOKE OF FIFTY TWO . . . . MY BUDDY GEOFF JUST GOT HIMSELF A KILLER EXAMPLE

Geoff's been putting together a hellishly decent collection of classic sickles for the last eighteen months since his super fund went tits up, and this remarkable 1972 FX, alias the Super Glide, is the latest edition to his stable and had me in one seriously prolonged conniption fit, not to mention bringing a horn to the Y-fronts and drool to my lips, like I mentioned, the Super Glide is my favourite hoggly of all time . . . . he spent untold hours sussing it out with the seller in the states before committing to laying down the reddies to bring the jigger out to Oz for a life with a true HD nutter and historian. Apart from the fresh paint and NOS decals on the tanks and guards it is an AMCA certified 98 point, unrestored, original condition example . . . . honest patina, a lovely veneer of gentle use and fuck all miles on the clock . . . . interestingly, the two points it had deducted were for the chrome chain guard not being an original fitment part, in the case, the experts in the AMCA got it wrong, cause it was indeed as it left the factory, but Geoffro won't be losing any shuteye over two pissy little points. Well done mate, couldn't have gone to a more deserving bloke.